Tanner Cook

The great and powerful Stealer of the bitch. Legendary. Iconic. Savage.

Dude hide your bitch around Tanner Cook. He will steal your main bitch and your side bitch too.

by Ralphwaldoemerosa January 2, 2018

tanner garrison

A guy who often takes the normal level of edginess, and purposely pushes it back to an even further level in order to be funny. He often tries to make his appearance very intimidating and aggressive, but everyone knows that they are still better than him, which leads to him get roasted often and being the butt of a lot of jokes. Also, he tries to pull a lot of girls, using his dick as a method to try and finesse, except this always leads to rejection, and him moving on to the next girl, continuing the cycle.

Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed

by cwazy doode April 24, 2018

tanner school

school for little annoying shits

i got transfered to the tanner school

by marcilcel January 27, 2018

tender feet

A person who is easily offended

His tender feet could not take a joke

by Treunx January 29, 2018

tanner

tanner is the most amazing girl you’ll ever meet. she is beautiful, she is funny and she is pretty radical. if you ever need to have a smile on your face call tanner and she’ll make you laugh really hard. she likes to help people out and smile.if you ever meet a tanner make her your girlfriend and love her forever, never break her heart. she is kind and nice. make sure if you ever have a tanner you keep her and make her your bff, cause you would love her!

guy 1: look at tanner over there

guy 2: yea i wanna fuck her...

by random876 February 4, 2018

tender

a tender is the satus of having a bender; two or usually three days of pure brain cell annihilation, for ten days

"sup cunt, what are you and the boys doing for exactly the next ten days?"
"hey fuck face, me and the boys are having a tender, cunt"

by hugh mungus 69696969 May 30, 2018

Tandem War Horse

When a person has cowgirl sex with one girl while another girl rides his face.

Melody and Trinity tandem war horsed me last night.

by Plunkinator May 31, 2018