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Rasputin Banana

The Rasputin Banana is when you use shattered glass from fine glass to slice 3 to 5 of the veins on your penis and shout "Для России!" (Translation: "For Russia!" ) and proceed to rail your boyfriend or girlfriend in the ass until they shit themselves using nothing but dick blood for lube.
I picked up this chick at the bar and she told me she wanted to do something extra kinky tonight so I gave her the Rasputin Banana.
by KING HORN November 20, 2017
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Wenatchee Banana

I caught this Wenatchee Banana named Oscar violating my 15 year old daughter Chrissy last night.
by One arm Joe March 15, 2007
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banana cigarette

1) A Japanese clothing shop, affiliated with ANAP clothing.

2) A blowjob. (Or at least, that's what comes to mind when looking at the ad for the Japanese clothing shop, which shows a girl sucking on a finger and winking.)
Wow, you should have seen that clothing ad for the new shop at SMARK. I think someone must have missed the idea of 'subliminal advertisement' because the model looked like she wanted to smoke a banana cigarette instead of shop at one.
by Nerdlass June 29, 2010
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Sugar Banana

"My sugar banana itched all day."
by Celer0n December 17, 2008
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banana legs

The term used to describe a person with leg muscle in the front (quadriceps) and none in the back (hamstrings). The legs lack curves appearing unshapely and similar to the shape of a banana.
She wouldn't have banana legs if she strength-trained her hamstrings.
by 1cubby1 July 16, 2011
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shithouse bananas

A phrase utilized in the Southern United States to denote absolute mental frustration beyond all known parameters.
My mother, Jean, drives me shithouse bananas.
by sweetie2u July 13, 2011
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banana day

august 22nd*, the day of bananas, a day for the giving out and the eating and general enjoyment of and appreciation for bananas


*august 23rd may be celebrated as well, as bizarro banana day
"happy banana day! would you like a banana?"
by tyhe August 24, 2008
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