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no stoner

See no homo, but in a sense, relating to marijuana/cannabis related things.

1) When you say something extremely ridiculous, as if it were an idea to be thought of when you were blitzed out of your skull.
2) Any ridiculous statement pertaining to use of marijuana.
1) "Let's go... get some horses... and gallop down this fucking driveway, dude... oh, no stoner."
2) "I'm smoking like 10 bowls. No stoner, though."
by SF Kid October 24, 2007
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Proud Stoner

A person most peole define as a Pot Head but Proud Stoners can function and could stop smoking pot but choose not to.!
Alice: Brittany your such a Pot Head you loser.!
Me: No Alice I'm not a Pot Head I'm a Proud Stoner. Ok? Get it right Bitch!

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by Proud.Stoner.Bates! December 25, 2011
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A Stoner

A cannibis enthusiast that also is of long hair and listens to mostly (if not only) rock and roll music. Pot smoking long haired rock and roll fan with out any ambition
There is A Stoner at school that always cuts class to get high and listen to tunes on the radio.
by hippychk June 16, 2006
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The Stoner

Two belgium waffles smeared with nutella, served with easymac, cheetos and a drink of your choice.
What the fuck are you thinking man? Where's The Stoner? I just smoked a whole goddamn bowl, I better get my fucking stoner!
by ewvwtfrb3wtrgvbewrtgw October 28, 2010
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Robbie Stoner

A fatass boy who likes extremely ugly girls and is obesse and likes to say melk instead of milk. He is the type of person who will eat you!!! Be aware if you ever no a Robbie Stoner!! Who is also very very very very desprate. He may even date guys.... who knows
Dude robbie stoner just asked out 4 girls today!! wow what a fatass
by Sk8boarder21 June 5, 2009
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loner boner stoner

Has nose pimples and gets high by himself,
by meech123 June 12, 2009
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Zombie Stoner Effect

(n) is a rare occurrence that happens whenever there is large some of people who are on a heavy dose of marijuana. When these groups of people are all drawn to one thing that provides some sort of pleasure at once, whether it be something soft to the touch or something entertaining to watch, they tend to mumble or moan, thus producing the Zombie Stoner Effect.
Man #1: Why are there so many people petting that dog?
Man #2: It's the Zombie Stoner Effect, it only takes one then the rest follow.
Man #1: That dog does look soft...Braaains!
Man #2: Oh Jeez! You have become one!
by Reptar!!! December 23, 2009
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