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stoner puke

When one who smokes marijuana coughs so deeply that they induce their third gag reflex (right above the opening to your stomach inside of the esophagus ), and vomits.
If I smoke in the mornings, I will almost always stoner puke.
That girl totally stoner puked into that case of beer.
No you can't smoke with us because you usually end up stoner puking.
by Another Roxtar December 3, 2013
mugGet the stoner pukemug.

Stoner

A person who smokes weed all the time and doesn’t want to quit that kush
Nick:Bro Micheal is such a stoner bro
Gary: i know right he won’t stop smoking that shit.
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
mugGet the Stonermug.

Stoner wallow

Stoner wallow is when a stoner is in the state of being broke and can not afford weed.
Jim: "Hey where is Alex"?
Mitch: "He's in his room having a stoner wallow".
by ellasbubbles January 24, 2019
mugGet the Stoner wallowmug.

Stoner

A person usually named Brynn or something similar that talks about how rarely they light the devils lettuce but have a huge collection of cannabis products.
Brynn is such a STONER
by Hardy hat hat April 25, 2021
mugGet the Stonermug.

Classy Stoner

A girl from a nicer area of NJ/NYC who gives off Madison Avenue vibes but is low key a burnout babe. Listens to musical theater while rolling her J (only with the best strains). After she gets high, orders an immense amount off of UberEats using her dad's card. Enjoys shopping at Dior while stoned. Never buys pre-rolled J's and she loves corgi videos.
She's not a stoner, she's a classy stoner.
by EmGirlie123 December 12, 2019
mugGet the Classy Stonermug.

Stoner bag

A stoner bag is a bag full of munchies, weed, bowls, lighters, and anything else a stoner needs.
"Hey man, is that a stoner bag you got?"
"Yeah dude! I got lots of munchies and weed in it"
by Violet Jones November 2, 2016
mugGet the Stoner bagmug.

summer stoner

When a person, typically a college student, or a twenty something, who smokes marijuana mainly during the summer break and much less/none during the Fall and Winter semesters.
Dealer: "I'll be on campus for all of fall semester, so hmu if you need any."
Buyer: "It's all good; I'm a summer stoner."
by sidetoside July 29, 2017
mugGet the summer stonermug.

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