sponge snatch hair pants

not to be confused with a popular nickelodeon character, this person is one that will bring no joy and happyness to anyone. It is a girl on the rag who has an excessive amount of hair around her vagina.

That girl has a severe case of sponge snatch hair pants!

by MFMB January 13, 2007

spongebob

You are a sponge bob if
1: Your laugh is gay as hell.
2: your friend is a starfish
3: you live in a pine apple.
4: if you never shut the fuck up!

Hey sponge bob, where your gay ass five armed fag? oh, he's in your pine apple? why dont you ever shut the fuck up you spongebob?

by Nestea Roxorz November 20, 2004

Sploinge

The sound a wet sponge makes when it bounces

"Darn, I dropped my sponge!"
"I know, I heard the sploinge from over here!"

by Anubis March 31, 2003

splooge cup

Another name for the reservoir on the end of a condom.

Blair's hoodie is so small it faintly resembles a splooge cup.

by Mike Newton March 19, 2007

splooge bitch

a girl who likes to be splooged on

she was a splooge bitch when i was done with her

by lemurjon October 23, 2008

Splooge

A term for a female orgasm. It is both a verb and a nounYou just sploooooge. This term is erroneously applied to men, but these people are wrong! Just like only women can menstruate, only women can splooge. Simply put, splooge is to women what jizz is to men...

When I'm with my bf, it's always a splooge fest for me.

by sassyfrand January 20, 2011

Splooge McDuck

Sex act where you jizz/cum on a girls face and then throw loose change at her (most likely pennies).

This girl came over last night and I gave her the ol' Splooge McDuck treatment

by Big Mike K September 10, 2012