aerial sperm diffusion

aerial sperm diffusion is when sperm is put in the air and diffused. It can make it very easy to become pregnant.

Yo, I just got aerial sperm diffusioned all over this place. All these ladies are about to be pregnant.

by Bloopure April 1, 2024

Sperm Admiral

Noun. Amongst the top ranks of Sailors who have joined the Navy military branch. Also reserved for any Seaman whose name is Doug, regardless of their true rank.

"Dude, did you know Doug was in the Navy?"
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."

by anonymous April 18, 2024

Sperm Whale

While receiving oral the male ejaculates his semen into the female or males mouth, and it blows out of their stoma, onto the males testicles.

I don’t always date chicks with throat cancer, but when I do I enjoy a classic sperm whale.

by ST86 December 2, 2021

CaseOH's Sperm

When you mix ketchup and mayonnaise

Have you tried CaseOH's Sperm?

by xX_FatCat_Xx March 11, 2024

Sperm Genocide

When you cum anywhere that is not deep inside a pussy

I am going to commit sperm genocide all over her slut face

by chorizogordo March 11, 2024

Sperm Slots

When you spank your hog so you nut out your current child in hopes for a better one

“Yo Brian, I just hit up the sperm slots so I don’t have a retarded ass kid”

by TwinArchive October 1, 2025

sperm cramps

something men experience that is comparable to periods. poor guys.

‘my girl complaining about her period cramps, while i got sperm cramps’ - dom

‘yeah they’re soooo painful’ - x

by meeeowww3 November 7, 2025