pavement special

Mongrel.

A dog with no discernible breed characteristics. Pavement specials make much better pets that pussy-ass pedigree dogs.

Steve: What breed is Bowser?
Dave: Pavement special.

by George McBob April 29, 2009

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.38 Special

The most popular revolver cartridge in the world. Equivalent in power to a semi-auto's 9mm cartridge.

.38 Specials are called "38s" by gangsters who call 9mm lugers "9 millies" or pistols in general Glocks

by Qadir38snubimmacalllittlewayne January 11, 2013

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special snowflake

A problem person. A person who thinks they are unique, different and therefor more special that everyone else. Derived from too many parents telling their kids they are "special," like a "snowflake." Typically used by used by those in the customer service or retail industry to refer to bad customers.

That lady was a special snowflake, in a blizzard of other special snowflakes; shes unique, just like everyone else.

by smilekittten August 15, 2008

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Moldovan Special

When a person uses leaves and gravel to wipe their anus clean, resulting in rectal bleeding.

Nick: "Man I really gave myself a moldovan special when I was camping last weekend."

Toman: "Really? How badly did your rectum bleed?"

Nick: "Profusely."

by Eric Lowenberg October 29, 2007

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