soft load

when you blow your "load" before you get the chance to get hard

Jp soft loaded when he was in the fort with jill for 8 hours!

by Hairy J pee nes March 31, 2008

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Soft Parade

When two or more people take have a psychedelic trip together, either on LSD or Magic Mushroom.

Dude I got 4 hits of acid, get 2 of your friends to trip with us we will have a soft parade

by DogStreet_ March 27, 2016

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Midwestern soft

Someone from the Midwest that moved out for greener pastures

Beth is from Ohio but moved to California because she like the weather more and culture and she is gay. Some would say midwestern soft.

by Midwest roots December 2, 2019

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I won't ever soften

It means that a person never lose their compusure and remains tough no matter what circumstances he or she is put in.

A person has just lost a fight, he responds: " I don't give a fuck, I won't ever soften."

by Danibel February 7, 2008

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I won't ever soften

It means that a person never lose their compusure and remains tough no matter what circumstances he or she is put in.

A person has just lost a fight, he responds: " I don't give a fuck, I won't ever soften."

by Danibel February 9, 2008

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National kiss a softball player day

Where a boy kisses a softball player

Look dude josh is going to the the her on national kiss a softball player day

by Daddyy101 October 22, 2019

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"I'm soft" may refer to these definitions:
"Soft" as in more emotional, less violent, and more stereotypically "weak".

Or: "I'm soft" as a metaphor for "deflating" and feeling the cuddly feelings associated with soft objects. This is used more as a phrase rather than the word "soft" being the focal point. When "I'm soft" is used in isolation, it usually means the person feels nice, usually after experiencing something heartwarming, cute, wholesome, etc.

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Soft pp.

"My friends at school say I'm soft.. is that a bad thing?"
"God, I cuddled so many cute animals today, I'm soft."
"Cazzo- I'm soft. Now I can't jack off for a couple minutes."

by TheBlandCharlie November 2, 2020

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