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Funny socks

Putting your socks on half way and dancing.
by Spermhands October 6, 2018
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Sock-holmsyndrome

When u loose a sock and you have the other.. so you keep it safe incase its partner returns And you have a wee wierd collection of socks you cant throw away ; when you have that big hole or a lot of holes but you love your socks soo much that you keep them.
Poor Annie, got diagnosed with sock-holmsyndrome....people thought it was a wierd foot fettish, but its not its sock-holmsyndrom. Poor fucker- I saw her up near the park the other day begging people for a wee look at their ankles...Annie the fanny they call her now... A wee shame
by Annie the fanny January 10, 2021
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Sock Nap

When a person takes, or more particularly "collapses into," a nap with the person's socks on due to a mentally depleting or tiring experience.
Friend 1: Have you talked to anyone about what happened at the party yet?
Friend 2: Just Shahin. I called him about it and he got so hyped that I had to take a sock nap afterwards.
by Gettin'Trippy September 15, 2019
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poop sock

hey guys i cant hangout, my mom found the poop sock
by orbit.exe July 5, 2019
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Sock Color

Something you notice or ask for after a hookup or sex. A code word used as a thank you the morning after, and a sign of paying attention to a female.
Hey, your sock color looked good on you last night
by Butt Saggington September 23, 2019
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chest-sock

\ ˈches(t)-ˈsäk\ : an undershirt meant to be worn under another garment.

This colloquial phrase is a gender-neutral and less-derogatory alternative to the term, "wife beater." Chest-socks are not meant to be seen or closely examined, which makes it acceptable to continue wearing them even after they have yellowed or developed holes from wear and tear.

It is, after all, just a chest-sock.
I was so embarrassed, but it got so hot in the office yesterday that I had to take off my sweater and work in an old chest-sock. Brenda pointed out that it had holes in the back!
by Publitoad March 8, 2019
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Sock Barnacle

An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.
My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.
by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019
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