A Ninja Slap denotes anything done with incredible style. It is generally performed at a rate which makes it unseeable, but because it is a Ninja Slap, all present understand what has just happened.
"So I said: that's what your dad said." John quipped. The group sighed. Suddenly, Arin's hand moved with incredible quickness and John doubled over holding his crotch.
by ?Ninja May 15, 2005
Get the Ninja Slapmug. A type of slap that is achieved by holding your non-dominant hand near an object, usually a person, and quickly moving your dominant hand between the object/person and your non-dominant hand. This creates a quick and repetitive slapping noise. The faster the better.
"Hey guys, I'm feeling pretty hyper. I'm going to quick slap John to release some energy. It sounds funny too."
by EpicMustardSeed June 12, 2014
Get the quick slapmug. The painful slap in the face one receives when they lean too far over the subway track to see if the train is coming. The subway comes... and they are slapped in the face by the train. Not hard enough to knock off their head, but just hard enough for it to be considered a Train Slap.
Me: " You better step away from the tracks, Katie, you're in for a painful train slap."
Katie: " I've been train slapped before, and I won't let it happen again"
Katie: " I've been train slapped before, and I won't let it happen again"
by met21 August 16, 2011
Get the Train Slapmug. The act of happy slapping a laptop computer when the user becomes angry or annoyed with the laptop's compatability in question. The word lappy is a shortened version of the word laptop, and rhymes with happy, the first word in happy slap- see example below for clearer description...
person 1: Man, if my laptop crashes again, I'm gonna give it a right ol' lappy slap.
person 2: How's that gonna help?
person 1: I dunno... why dont I lappy slap you instead?
person 2: That's happy slap dumbass...
person 1: Shut up...
person 2: How's that gonna help?
person 1: I dunno... why dont I lappy slap you instead?
person 2: That's happy slap dumbass...
person 1: Shut up...
by Starshine101 March 30, 2009
Get the Lappy slapmug. A team game involving a cantaloupe sized ball, in which players scoop up the ball in between their straight arms and then thrust it upwards in order to slap it to the opponents side. It is most commonly played by people who do not want a volleyball rash on their lower arm or most predominately those who have good choice in sports. In a game of experienced players it’s common for team mates to shout, ‘Glepito’ which comes from the Latin for ice cream - affectionately referring to the scooping action. There is not a set number of players required for SAS however some twigs are required to mark the territory of each team. Points are awarded in avocados every time the ball touches the opponents ground and when one team gains 7 avocados the referee or innocent bystander shouts, ‘Guacamole’ and they are crowned Champions of the world, collecting the twigs as their reward. (Rewards are subject to availability and depend on the individual circumstances of the competition).
‘Would you like to play Scoop and Slap later?’
‘Why yes! One must play Scoop and Slap in order to maintain one’s avocado supply’
‘Groovy, I will go and prepare the twigs’
‘Why yes! One must play Scoop and Slap in order to maintain one’s avocado supply’
‘Groovy, I will go and prepare the twigs’
by Pineappleplanter March 20, 2021
Get the Scoop and slapmug. For those kinky bastards with high pain tolerances, their gyal often perform this finishing move for an adrenaline rush in the nuts for an extra boost
by adamap03 September 21, 2019
Get the Scrotum Slapmug. You see your honor, I was asleep in my own home when this dude spunk slapped me, that's why I fuckin' shot him.
by el Jaymundo July 14, 2020
Get the Spunk Slapmug.