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Tears From a Sky Clown

1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.

2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.
by jimmies be rustled April 8, 2020
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sky

sky is jacobs wife forever, she is the most important person in jacobs life <33
sky is jacobs wife
by jaconotfound June 30, 2021
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EYE IN THE SKYS

THIS IS A CONTINUATION FROM "EYE IN THE SKY"
This weapon can see thru walls and can be programed to follow individuals 24/7/365. They are sky based and can be seen with the naked eye as low as 500ft above the ground. EITS(eye in the sky) currently is operating as low as 2000 ft and up. Currently our area has 10-12 EITS. FURTHER CAPABILITIES INCLUDE PROJECTION OF HOLOGRAMS. ABILITY TO PROJECT ANY MOVIE CHARACTER ONTO WALLS IN YOUR HOME ON THE CEILING. The electro Magnetic beams can be targeted on an individual beamed into eyes ears any body part. This targeting will result in vision and hearing loss. Skeletal injuries have been observed on individuals targeted. The easiest way to find these heinous devices is to look to the sky at dusk. If you were to observe a bright star at a low level will be your first indicator. If no other stars are visible and you see one bright light that could be one. You will be able to confirm this by the flashing re and blue lights required of them if flown in an area with passenger jet traffic. They can be as low as 2000ft is the lowest we've observed here. Other EITS operating in conjunction of the operator at 2000 ft has 9 others in a triangulated pattern. Calls to government agencies will deny any knowledge of there existence. For further info wiki it look at Department of Defense or the websites of the US defense contractors. BTW THIS IS ALL TRUE. DO A LITTLE RESEARCH.
EYE IN THE SKYS FOLLOWS MY EVERYWHERE. EYE IN THE SKYS LOVES TO WATCH ME WIPE MY ASS. EYE IN THE SKYS is operated by STAWKA DeANGELOS. EYE IN THE SKYS IS THE GREATEST SURVEILLANCE TOOL INVENTED TO DATE. EYE IN THE SKYS IS THE 21ST CENTURY GESTAPO.
by reeeetaaaaad June 1, 2023
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sweet sky

Girl, i got me a real sweet sky
by Sweefa June 28, 2018
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Sky Red

When the homies text “sky red” in group chat it means smoke sesh in the basement
Yo Chase is the sky red tonight?
by marvinsroom69 March 17, 2021
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