Packing a solid 0.000001 millimeters and 7 inch testicals, (speaking from expirience), also has nice gurth ( choad), and is known as a sexy beast that all ladies swoon to there knees.
by Falcox_213 March 24, 2022
Get the Simonmug. Simon Syndrome (also known as Lover Syndrome) is when someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends.
Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Julia got her boyfriend she's been giving me the cold shoulder and not hanging out with me or any of her other friends.
Friend 2: Oh she definitely has *Simon Syndrome*.
Friend 2: Oh she definitely has *Simon Syndrome*.
by fakepeoplehaterpssstsimon May 11, 2022
Get the Simon Syndromemug. by PBod August 25, 2023
Get the Simon loadersmug. In certain cultures this name refers to a godly entity, closely related to a gnome-like species. Sometimes also referred to as "Monsi".
by Legend_hunter November 20, 2021
Get the Simonmug. A person that finds art in everything living and breathing. Peeing in a bucket is a form of art. Dislikes "football" being referred to as soccer. Got that my daddy will sue you look going on. Looks up definitions for words on google. Hopefully he will look this up :)
Thinks that he's right whenever he opens his mouth.
Thinks that he's right whenever he opens his mouth.
by idksomeonerelevantlol November 29, 2016
Get the Simonmug. A guy who bought a crown that ruined his life and caused him to go insane for over 1000 years while his fiancée became goddess of chaos for him to regain his sanity.
by rosellias January 13, 2024
Get the Simon Petrikovmug. 