shitty shower

When you take someones shower head off, shit in it, then put it back so that when they take a shower it makes for a shitty situation.

Mike I'm gonna shit in your shower head so you have a really shitty shower.

by mattarkot June 18, 2011

army shower

A quick shower that goes: water on to wet - water off during soap and shampoo - water on to rinse - done.

When soldiers in remote locations without adequate water supplies needed to shower, they'd run the water just long enough to get wet, then turn it off to soap their bodies and shampoo their hair. Then they'd turn the water back on to rinse. Hence "army shower". This phrase came from my dad, a Korean war vet.

by squeeziecat January 15, 2014

Maple Shower

Getting ejaculated on by a Canadian.

I had sex with a hot Canadian and got a maple shower.

by Klein8875 November 3, 2017

Roman Baby Shower

The act of vomiting on one's own hands and then splashing it over one's face while continuing to smear it in and around the facial region.

"Dude, you scared the shit out of those bouncers when you left the bar and Roman Baby Showered right there on the sidewalk".

by romanbabyshowerer October 18, 2009

shower daddy

Basically, a (old) man who fucks people (Preferably other men) in the shower.

1. Our soccer trainer is a real shower daddy, last week he did both George and Pete!

2. ''Big Bill'' is the shower daddy of the C-block in San Quentin.

by Garber Jr. November 16, 2007

Shower Shit

A shit so bad that the only effective way of getting clean afterwards is to hop in the shower.

CJ: Dude, that taco bell fucked me up, i had to take a shower shit last night
Patrick: That's gross, how bad was it?
CJ: Let's just say I had to clean my shower afterwards...

by see jay December 9, 2008

shit n shower

When you take a rank dump and conceal the scent by taking a shower immediately after, leaving no one the wiser

man sallys been in the bathroom a while she must have shit n showered.

by snaketown November 15, 2006