shirty

The act of shooting a load on your t-shirt

Oh shit i gave my self a shirty and forgot to change

by gmeisterxx June 30, 2011

shitty shitty fag fag

shitty shitty fag fag:n.<Hempfield Origin> => Worst Fucking attempt at playing tennis ever. Possesses the ability to hit every god-damned ball that comes in his/her direction 10 feet over the already exceedingly high fence.

1)I don't care if Kournikova ever wins a match, I'd still stick it in that shitty shitty fag fag.

by SHUPE March 18, 2005

Shirty

Getting dressed up for a night for a night out.

Wearing a smart shirt.

" you getting shirty tonight lad?"
"Didn't know you was getting shirty!!? I look well underdressed now!"

by TheJSmann October 2, 2017

shinryu

more human than a dill pickle, but less fluffy than a cumulo-nimbus.

Mommy, this shinryu's limbs make it difficult to extract from its glass tomb of vinegar and brine.

by fistula February 14, 2004

shitty beats

The response to an unfortunate or disappointing comment.

Comment: "I can't get a pooberry because I'm not an awesome Canadian like you!"
Response: "Yeah... shitty beats."

by kaybee3888 February 7, 2008

shitty nails

Shitty nails occur when your mother decides only to buy 1 ply toilet paper, and when you proceed to wipe your fingers push through the paper and your fingers strike the shit around your "brown eye"

God damnit barb buy some good TP im sick of getting shitty nails.

by Hotass Carl May 20, 2009

shitty handjob

When a women goes to fast with her hand and rips it apart.

"That was a shitty handjob." handjob shitty women

by Anti-Sean_36 August 14, 2015