i don't give a fuck about shit

A medley of not giving a fuck and not giving a shit. In addition to expressing you don't give a fuck, you furthermore reduce the topics about which you don't give a fuck to shit.

I was thinking about her but then realized I don't give a fuck about shit

by dontgohomeangelina April 16, 2016

Worthless piece of shit

Me

Worthless piece of shit means me , myself and I :)

by Nlahnalhwisbebs August 25, 2019

shit bricks

something that occurs when you are very startled, which involved bricks being shatted

When you see it, you will shit bricks.

by Anonymous~ September 26, 2007

shit hammered

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.

After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.

by josh January 21, 2004

Shit Tremors

The series of rank farts leading up to a huge shit, much like the tremors leading up to the eruption of a volcano.

Guy1: Dude, that smells horrible. What did you eat, this has been going on for a few hours.
Guy2: I feel like I'm going to erupt
Guy1: Oh, you must have shit tremors

by Chev07 May 23, 2010

same shit different smell

Reference to two items or concepts that are fundamentally similar, but may have variations in aesthetics or style

Pasta Bake - baked pasta - same shit different smell.

by PJZHONGSHU October 22, 2013

shit pic

similar to the always appreciated "dick pic," a shit pic involves the sending of pictures of your poop to others, friends or otherwise, over text or (most preferably) snap chat. most often sent when the shit is still in the toilet, before you have flushed.

shit pics are especially warranted if your shit is impressive in some way, for instance particularly long or distinctively shaped.

"I sent you a shit pic last night, so now it's your turn, baby"

by hmu_baby February 9, 2014