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snagle shark

a chronically snarky person.
Jane: "What are you doing, Sonny?"
Sonny: "Oh, I don't know, Jane. I'm sticking a fistful of ham & rye into my pie hole so if I were an educated person I'd say I was selling enriched plutonium to dictators."
Jane: "You're such a snagle shark."
by angigo April 9, 2011
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Chocolate shark

A large floater, a turd that causes havoc amongst toilet goers
Sandra went to curl one off but shat herself when she saw a chocolate shark in the pan growling at her
by Philphee-phil April 14, 2023
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Red shark

A red shark is any white girl who, due to peculiarities in her psyche, dates only native men. There are two distinct types of Red sharks :

Type I Red Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end native man.

Type II Red Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde sometimes red hair) who are trying to make a statement by dating a savage man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.
Becky is a type 1 red shark now she is a single mom.

Melissa is a type 2 red shark she always let's that savage drive daddy's car and use his platinum card.
by TiaMoe July 11, 2020
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King Shark

1. A shark with two very big cocks and likes eating fish
2. A name for Trixie
3. An awesome person who everyone likes (especially John Constantine)
Did you hear about King Shark in school?
I pray to King Shark
by julyking June 5, 2021
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Sharks Fin

(Noun) Most ultimate of all aquatic curse words, to regarded with great reverence. Oft regarded as the vivacious cunt!, bloody mother fucker!, or you incontinent nincompoop! of the seas. Marine origin. Use sparingly, and with caution around large bodies of water.

Alternate usage- (Plural)

Sharks Fins: Replacement for Egad, Avast, or land-lubbers translation to Camels Humps!
Caught that sharks fin Aquaman with my girl/guy/Atlantic Cod. I knew she/he/it was smellin' a bit fishy.
by Pseudonym Platypuss February 27, 2020
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Mushroom Shark

A man who is always lurking, or waiting for someone else to take a piss so he can take a glance at their mushroom tip.
Hey did you see Eric trying to take a look at my penis right now?

Bro, that dudes a mushroom shark...
by Fluorescent Brown March 26, 2021
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Ankle Shark

A cat that attacks ankles, biting or scratching them.
"That cat was feral, I brought it inside and it is quite the ankle shark I am bleeding now".
by Oract 99 June 27, 2023
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