secret shopper

Refers to members of the less-affluent sector of mall-customers who merely wish to purchase regular groceries and/or household products in bulk, but who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the exorbitant "membership fee" that the "big box" stores like Sam's Club charge. These limited-income folks therefore discreetly approach "enrolled" club-members who have either just arrived at the store or are currently pushing their carts around the aisles, and quietly ask them if they could please also purchase the merchandise that the indigent people want along with the items on their own shopping lists, and then afterwards they all meet back up outside in the parking lot where there are no prying eyes from the store's staff, and the grateful low-income families carefully go over the obliging club-members' store-receipts to total up the costs of the "additionally-purchased" items, and then reimburse the members for the appropriate amounts in cash.

Being a secret shopper can indeed be a great way to save on household-staple items; just watch out for Sam's Club chiselers, however.

by QuacksO July 23, 2018

Secret Pierre

The recipient of a gay-secret gift from someone (closeted) they know.

Gift giver: Bitch I knew you he would love the almond scented moisturizing butt-lube.
Secret Pierre: omg daddy yaaaas!

by HoboDaddy November 22, 2023

Secret Sauce

The stuff pedos give to children

As you see, Pedophiles give children their secret sauce to their cheese pizzas™.

by lolmaster444 March 28, 2024

Secrets of worldwide participants

Today folks, we talk about the almighty Chima. Chima ... The first person to become Admin in both WW2 and WW3 at the same time. There is nothing much to write about chima except he has a wife, yes Chima is married to a girl named "Esther". there is nothing much to talk about due to the source. what we know is that Chima is married. but it seems like Chima no longer has feelings for Esther he is showing Non challant towards her and cheating on her by chiking other girls.

Secrets of worldwide participants part6

by Ebuksam February 29, 2024

Secret sauce

Secret sauce is not only a sauce that will give you a good time, but a sauce that will make you trip balls. When I say trip balls I mean it. Never underestimate the sauce. Never. One gulp of this shit and your out for good till the next day, call off work well you still can. You think I’m lying? Try it for yourself, if your lucky to.

Man I really could go for some secret sauce right about know.

by CoreymotherfuckingP August 2, 2019

secret skin

foreskin.

"Yea, jenny, most limp dills look the same pretty much unless they still gots that secret skin left on em. That secret skin makes em look like an ant eater or an ardvark."

by myylkdog July 19, 2012

secret ratchet

A man or women that is attractive to look at, but contains the qualities a ratchet/faggot/thirsty/hoe contains:

-follows other ratchets on instagram and likes their photos and may give them their number(with or without a gf/bf)
-uses more than 3 hashtags
-uses both emoticons :), ;), etc. and emojis😊,😉, etc.

- may say ratchet lovey-dovey things (i love my baby boy/girl so much he/she is my world, my everything happy one week to my future husband/wife
- is over the age of 15 and still wears aeropostle/hollister clothes.
- wears ugg boots with leggings
- uses meaningful captions on instagram that has no connection to the picture
- uses over 3 emojis/punctuation marks in a bio/caption
- every photo they take is either a selfie or a mirror picture
- pictures with significant other are only of them kissing

Alex: Woah that guy is so sexy!

Morgan: No he is the guy that gives his numbers to those ratchets on insta....and he has a gf!

Alex: Damnit....he's a secret ratchet

by - al the pickle May 29, 2014