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second hand poop

when you go to wash your hands and you smell something weird. then you go look in the toliet and see someone didnt flush the time befor you. (not usable in a port-a-potty)
when joe walked in a room he said what the fuck jake you didnt flush! i dont like to second hand poop
like second hand smoke just worse!!!
by thisismyyoufatass May 30, 2010
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Second Baptism

When you choke a woman so hard during sexual intercourse she dies. You then resuscitate her and as she takes her first breath of life you cum directly on her face.
Ryan: So I was choke fucking Kathryn last night and she stopped breathing.
Luke: Dude, is she ok?
Ryan: Yeah, I welcomed her back to our mortal world with a Second Baptism.
Luke: Bro! You should be a pastor!
by Etoufee December 2, 2016
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Second coming

When you burp up smoke after smoking
Rodney: *burps up smoke* “woah man, what just happened?”

Kurt: you just had a ~second coming~
by gillygoat December 13, 2019
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five second chug

When you're too old to chug a whole beer so you get everyone to CHUG FOR FIVE SECONDS every 10-20 minutes.
Hey everyone, Five second chug!!! Cheers!!
by Ariellianna April 7, 2019
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Columbia Secondary School

This is supposed to be a secondary school grades 6-12 that have students striving to be the smartest young individuals in New York CIty.

I'm not gonna lie it's affiliation with Columbia University gave me no reason to doubt that

That is before attended the school myself i might add

After being in the school in 9th, 10th and 11th grade, and now being a senior i just realized something

This school ain't anything like i thought, this shit full or fucking retards, with 16-17 year olds that can't even spell theri own name

Nah don't blame autism on any type of brain damage, it's this fucking school LMFaO

What's Worse? This school is the absolute definition of a shit-hole, This bumass school makes living in a third world county sound ideal LMFAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOA

The cafeteria got grown ass children vomiting on the floor like they 8 years old, dumb bitch, go to the toilet and do that shit ya dirty bum

Niggas pour milk on the floor like damn kill ya self fr y'all supposed to be "Ado-FUCKING-lescence" and some of the seniors a technically supposed to be "A-Fucking-DuLtS" HUH? bitch how y'all made it past Kindergarten smh bye y'all just idiots I can't with y'all

I'm class of 2020, thank god, this my last year with you retards

:) :)

And there you go a college level definition of "Columbia Secondary School"
"Columbia Secondary School" yields the education of retards that don't learn anything.

2+2 times "Columbia Secondary School" = "A school (4) retarded kids"
by Fuck_CSS January 5, 2020
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The second coming of Jesus Christ

Someone that can turn their poop into wine.
Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."

Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"
by L. Ron Hoyabembe May 12, 2021
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Changkat Changi Secondary School

The notorious gangster school (not very gangster nowadays but got some idiots left and right) Ex school of the famous sylee madder passaway guy
Auntie: Ah boy ah which secondary school you study?
You: Changkat changi secondary school auntie
Auntie proceeds to give you ‘the look
by SomeGuyOnTheInternet1 August 22, 2021
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