A happy-sounding term for prison.
Large amounts of students all around the same ages forced inside gates for 6-10 hours every day and is still given work even after that. Under the excuse that the "educators" are merely preparing us for our future, we are tortured with brain-numbing work and daily breaks with only enough time to go pee and eat food.
The bathrooms are never clean.
The classes are always too long.
Fights and bullying are always there.
If you leave during school hours and dont come the next day, the police come after you.
School staff actually monitor what you put online.
Parents talk about what you do at home during conferences when they think you are mental, thinking that the very causes for why you ARE turning mental can help you.
The only relief is music and the internet, which is also monitored and regulated.
Large amounts of students all around the same ages forced inside gates for 6-10 hours every day and is still given work even after that. Under the excuse that the "educators" are merely preparing us for our future, we are tortured with brain-numbing work and daily breaks with only enough time to go pee and eat food.
The bathrooms are never clean.
The classes are always too long.
Fights and bullying are always there.
If you leave during school hours and dont come the next day, the police come after you.
School staff actually monitor what you put online.
Parents talk about what you do at home during conferences when they think you are mental, thinking that the very causes for why you ARE turning mental can help you.
The only relief is music and the internet, which is also monitored and regulated.
"How do you not know who Queen are?"
"I was in prison at that time."
"What? How did you-"
"School prison."
"I was in prison at that time."
"What? How did you-"
"School prison."
by kpoplovekpoplife November 9, 2015
Get the school mug.Another name for the word hell. hell is a firey place with magma and lava that you forever sit in and feel pain forever to punish you for your crimes.
dude i just got done with for the day! dang that place is hell!!!
What i am trying to say is that school sucks alot!!!!!! school is a place where you learn (die inside) and is very fun (it really sucks)
What i am trying to say is that school sucks alot!!!!!! school is a place where you learn (die inside) and is very fun (it really sucks)
by the meme that eats poop September 24, 2020
Get the School mug.A stupid ass thing that'll ruin your brain and get tortured by, People got upset about it even though everyone complains about it
"I hate school"
"I hate school too!"
"I Hate school too!"
School lover: "You guys hate it? :( I love school <3"
A kid slaps the shit outta the school lover. "Bitch you gotta hate school!"
"I hate school too!"
"I Hate school too!"
School lover: "You guys hate it? :( I love school <3"
A kid slaps the shit outta the school lover. "Bitch you gotta hate school!"
by theteeheegod1 August 23, 2021
Get the School mug.It's the worst place to be and people think hell is bad.I don't understand why we have to go to school,why can't we all be dumb.Teachers say that you'll need it when you're older,they always use money as an example but I was thinking that every thing could be free and government wasn't a thing then no one could brag about anything they had because anyone can get It and no government would mean no problems.
by nemoisemo October 29, 2018
Get the School mug.A place you go ever since 6 years old. You go to school when your probably 3 too, but is more more fun and makes up childhood. As soon as you get older, the more boring and painful it is.
Language Arts - A boring class where you art taught a language you speak fluently, and they treat you like English is your second language. Other than that, it's making less fluent at English.
Math - The most pounding thing on the planet. The math they teach is confusing and hard. Math is also an Acronym for "Mental Abuse To Humans". There is some interesting math subjects, but it's not taught in school, such as the 4th Dimension and 1D nets. The only fun thing about Math is that you can get a calculator and spell "Boobies" on it or type 7734 and flip it upside down, saying "This is what school actually is"
Homework - You've already sat longer than the age of the known universe in your chair, Teacher's are like "How about you thing this home?" and no, they don't do anything about it other than an F-. Homework can even cause health problems. One girl suicide-jump herself off a 17 story building over homework.
Waking up - So you said that you want to stay up until midnight? Well think again. When your mom comes into your room she will pull the covers and make you wake up all of a sudden, which isn't really a healthy thing.
Language Arts - A boring class where you art taught a language you speak fluently, and they treat you like English is your second language. Other than that, it's making less fluent at English.
Math - The most pounding thing on the planet. The math they teach is confusing and hard. Math is also an Acronym for "Mental Abuse To Humans". There is some interesting math subjects, but it's not taught in school, such as the 4th Dimension and 1D nets. The only fun thing about Math is that you can get a calculator and spell "Boobies" on it or type 7734 and flip it upside down, saying "This is what school actually is"
Homework - You've already sat longer than the age of the known universe in your chair, Teacher's are like "How about you thing this home?" and no, they don't do anything about it other than an F-. Homework can even cause health problems. One girl suicide-jump herself off a 17 story building over homework.
Waking up - So you said that you want to stay up until midnight? Well think again. When your mom comes into your room she will pull the covers and make you wake up all of a sudden, which isn't really a healthy thing.
Mom: You are now gonna go to preschool!
Child: Yay I'm going to preschool to make friends!
13 years later
Child (Now an Adolescent): Mom school is ruining my life
Child: Yay I'm going to preschool to make friends!
13 years later
Child (Now an Adolescent): Mom school is ruining my life
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Get the school mug.A school is a random place where they keep children for six hours and hypnotise them into thinking it is a really safe place
Child "Mummy it's time for school"
Mum"You still haven't told me what you have been learning at school for the past 7 years"
Mum"You still haven't told me what you have been learning at school for the past 7 years"
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