Rods for Pods

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Rods for Pods

by HolyRonster April 26, 2011

rod

Long, hard straight instrument, used for various reasons. Some being penetration others being complete and total pleasure.

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

Shove that rod deep inside me.

by The wenis master October 26, 2017

Z-rod

My dog's pecker, it's huge!!!!

Tie him down by Z-rod...

by P-didit June 15, 2009

Rod chaser

A female that chases welders, specifically pipeline welders. She takes all of his money but fucks all of his friends. These type of women can usually be found trolling through RV parks looking for the next welding rig.

Cab up and hide your rig! There’s a rod chaser on the loose!

by weldfastandeatass May 5, 2019

fart rod

Any object which is inserted into the anus.

Fags possess many fart rods among them.

by Matija Lazic June 3, 2006

Nod Rod

A random hard on you get during a nod (usually from blues or fetty.)

Bro, wake up! Your Nod Rod is hella noticeable!

Damn, I nodded out on the bus and woke up with a huge nod rod

by HotFish84 June 9, 2024

piss rod

When you have to piss so bad your dick gets hard.

“Bro you good”
“Yeah bro I got a piss rod”

by Mr. pisser December 28, 2019