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cambodian cabbage patch

When a girls vagina is so nasty you would rather eat out a kangaroos shitty asshole, and then let the kangaroo punch you in you in your unprotected testies.
xzavier: Dude, Linda your pussy looks like a cambodian cabbage patch.

Linda: What did you say

xzavier: Nothing, I can work through it
by someguy379 November 19, 2006
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mccallie senior! the most GHETTO FAB, fly brother i have ever known. he's definitely my hero forever and ever.
ya'll don't need an example...you just need to know that he's cool as hell!
by bestyouneverhad January 5, 2005
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pitchin a jams

pronunciation: 'pich-in uh jams
function: descriptive phrase

Etymology: Middle English pich, from Old English pic, from Latin pic-, pix; akin to Greek pissa pitch, Old Church Slavonic picilu

1: to have an emotional meltdown online

2: to have fits of hissy

3. to not play well with others. ever.
man, did you see the 'choose one' thread? f'ga asked "salsa or cha cha?", waxie chose salsa and mojo started pitchin' a jams.
by erek February 5, 2005
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patchboi

n. (patch' - boy)

Someone who plays online games but never posts within the official forums until the whole system goes down, giving them nothing better to do but bitch and moan to others within said forum until the servers come back up.
Patchboi - "This game suxors! It's always broken when I want to play! This is bullshit and I want a refund for my wasted hours!!!"

Forum Member - "Dood! STFU and go play something else you Patchboi asshole. No one cares about your bullshit here. Shit happens and life goes on .. so why don't you put the keyboard away and get some fucking sun you fat prick."

Patchboi - "Nevermind. Server is back up and I can log in again. I love this game it really roxors!!!!"

Forum Member - "Fucking idiot Patchboi!"
by Neuromancer April 24, 2006
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pitchforkable

freakishly ugly and scary
That girl you went home with last night had a patch over her eye and a humpback. Yeah, she was definitely pitchforkable.
by caseman7 June 4, 2009
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Molly Pitcher

A woman who allows, encourages, or insists on being treated to a helping of cannon fodder during vaginal intercourse.
I was absolutely stunned to know that girl from the subway last week was a real Molly Pitcher.
by Profane Urbane November 7, 2010
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snatch patch trimmer

Brave person who undertakes the task of trimming the overgrown pubic hair region of a female that has gone without attention to detail of a coifed pussy.
A snatch patch trimmer uses sizzors, razzors, hedge clippers, and other necessary cutting tools to style or remove completely the hair on the pussy. Ladyscaping for females as Manscaping for males.
by Miss sheets n giggles November 8, 2010
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