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Donkey Poke

When you poop on somebody’s face and it’s bloody
Jake got donkey poked by Jenna
by Johnson dingleberry April 28, 2024
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Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.
"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."
by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013
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poke phone

when ur playing pokemon go and a fit girl walks past, so to not seem like a nerd u pretend to scroll and put ur phone to ur earand act like ur speaking yo someone famous
lonner: quick shaniqu is coming

lonner2: get out ur poke phones ladz ;)
by Bigb1gballer September 18, 2016
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Pokes fans

Fans of Oklahoma State University athletics teams. The butt-fuckinest, most annoying wanna be redneck fans found in the state of Oklahoma. They are located around the shitty little town of Stillwater. Most people would rather wipe their asses with 1-ply toilet paper than live in that shit box town for more than the 4 years required. The Pokes are the red-headed step sibling to Sooners fans and are subpar in every sport except wrestling.
I’d rather root for the Cleveland Browns than be Pokes fans.
by SportsGuy119 January 30, 2018
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wick poking

A verb which describes the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman .
Man 1: Guess what he *pointing at another friend* was doing last night?
Man 2: Don't know. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball?
Man 1:Haha, no he was doing some wick poking on some woman last night.
by akimb0 April 25, 2011
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Poke the Bear

The action of provoking and annoying one's father to become angry and irritated
(CHANT) "POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR"
~~~
"Don't poke the bear!"
by funguslordlaw December 3, 2021
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poke ho

Someone who promises sexual favors in exchange for you to driving them around town to play Pokémon Go.
My poke ho wife offered to let me fuck her in the ass if I first drove her by several poke stops.
by Finn0123 January 2, 2017
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