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Owen is cool

Owen is soooooooooooo COol
by MIghty pebble December 2, 2022
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Owen Caron

A fucking straight up savage don't mess with him or he will stand up to you.He is really cute and a straight up badass like no one will be like him he is a great person and so nice he will do anything for the girl he loves he loves Nature. Don't mess with his family especially his dad he will beat your ass well Owen is really nice . Wow one time he almost fought this kid for hitting his friend.
WOW You will never be a Owen Caron
by WOWBRAHOBC September 25, 2017
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Owen

Owen is evil. At first glance, he can come off as charming and charismatic (you might even fall for it) but beneath the surface, he is a cruel person. He loves to exploit details told in confidence to him and if you get on his bad side even through no fault of your own, he will make it his mission to ruin your life or anyone that you are friends with.

Additionally, an Owen is very good at making others feel insulted through out-of-pocket remarks that he says are jokes but are incredibly mysogynistic and derogatory. Because of this, he has no true friends surrounding him, only dimwits that watch his bridges burn like the 7th circle of hell he controls.

Lastly, Owens are terrible friends and will not do anything for you despite you doing whatever you can for them. They will always put whatever they deem fit before you despite how minuscule that thing may be. Owen is the one person that you should never let in and/or keep in your life because if you do he will make you regret it.
Boy: hey, how’s it going?
Owen: hey!
Boy punches him in the face
by fhucfhghuijhgcfhgyuoijlhgfh August 12, 2023
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OwEn C

A spoiled kid from Harvard Ma who is nice to the touch, he loves to find girls and lock them with other people named Anthony Dirocco-(urban dictionary) in a truck of a Volkswagen and let them get nice and swole, Owen is one hunk of a charming sex god, for other men, Owen likes to watch Gordon Ramsey cook and yell at his customers "ill give you more pumpkin and ill shove it right up your ass, would you like it diced or whole?"-Gordon Ramsey
OwEn C is loved by all men, all men love OwEn C
by Antonio Succ Toe April 17, 2019
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tannor owens

A Jewish person who is sexually attracted to horses. A penny is worth a million shekels to this person. Is dickless and will often repeat you like a parrot. If threaten will scream Hebrew at you and climb on walls like spider man still screaming. Will dive for a penny and usually has a salary of a penny a year.

2. Jewish person that dickless and is in love with horses
1.normal: why is Tannor Owens touching that horse.
Normal 2: because he likes it
2. *see’s tannor touch a horse* me: hey Tannor stop that

Tannor Owens:*screams Hebrew and starts running around* RE E E E E E E E E E E
by Kaden the K May 2, 2018
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Owen

Stay away from any Owen that you meet. Owens are libtards that are bound to die alone. They are known to all have a critical condition where they defecate 24/7. They wear loose boxers so the constant crap is bound to leak on your shoes.
See that fat frick over there, he’s owen
by DummyInc November 22, 2021
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Owen

Massive fucking retard has orange teeth and gets no bitches and likes men including animals like German shepards as he is part of the aryan race
Hey look its owen stay back he will try and finger your bumhole what a strange twat
by Bigdickalan November 22, 2021
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