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Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.
Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story
by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019
mugGet the Grape Storymug.

grape

man:man have you heard about jame?
other man:no,what?
man:he a grape!
by heyoboyo November 29, 2018
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Grape

The legendary client of a multi million dollar robot invented by Da Vinci
1-"Man, I was trying to get my cancer removed but The Grape was given priority"
2-"They did surgery on a gra..."

"Shut the fuck up right now James!"
by ThatBoyFromSchool June 6, 2021
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grape boy

Grape Boy, also known as Uncle Grape, is the weirdest kid you'll ever meet. Albeit very intelligent, he struggles to form sentences when slightly uncomfortable.

Uncky Grape is a very loyal friend, but he will likely leave you at a bar without telling you he left. While wouldn't hurt a fly, he's extremely dangerous behind a keyboard. He has the memory of an elephant, often bringing up inside jokes he has with himself.
by Chickensalad069 November 23, 2021
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Grapes

A phrase used to describe you friends small willy
You: My friened Josh has some Graopes (To a lass).
JJ: Yeah Josh really does have some Grapes on him.
Lass: Thanks for the heads up.
by Mr.SugarHoneyIcedTea September 9, 2021
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Grape Lips

Hey dude did you see Jamal’s mouth? “Yeah he had massive grape lips.”
by anonymous May 29, 2022
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they did surgery on a grape

the dumbest meme ever that has no meaning and can be said at any time
Robert: Hey did you hear about that horrible terrorist attack
Joey: They did surgery on a grape
by gamerb0i60420 December 3, 2018
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