moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

by Finish Line October 4, 2022

Front Door Harry

A man with a mustache that visits unsuspecting women under false pretenses to get them to fall in love with him.

Sean left the post office disgruntled, as another front door harry was already hanging out there.

by funniestpersonyouknow September 25, 2014

Front Spine

Another word for abs or a six pack. Usally used to confuse a girl only to surprise them with a picture of them showing off their abs.

"Can I get another front spine pic?"

"He showed me his front spine!!!"

by Beastboyssexymama May 27, 2018

front-stoppie

A stunt, performed by applying the front brake of a bicycle (or motorbike) causing the bike to tip forwards onto it's front wheel, whilst maintaining balance and control.

Sometimes referred to as simply a stoppie
The opposite of a wheelie, where the back wheel only remains on the ground.

when you do a front-stoppie, be careful you don't go over the handlebars

by dex333 June 22, 2012

front bummy

the front of a womans bummy, though can be used to refer to a mans front bummy.

"stop touching my front bummy"

by Chindia August 21, 2008

Eminence Front

1) (n) It's a put on.

"People forget they're hiding behind an eminence front."
"Hey Pete, what's an eminence front?"
"It's a put on."

by Kneptune97 September 15, 2023

sausages in front of the tell

an "at home hang-out" with only male friends

*SKEPTA TESTS MICROPHONE*: "sausages...sausages in front of the telli, ok it works. IT AINT SAFE O THE BLOCK!"

by cardi-cockbiter August 30, 2022