hooded monster

A very large uncircumcised penis

“ I’ve heard that James has a hooded monster in those pants”

by Johntheattack helicopter February 8, 2018

Hood balance

The balance between individuals in a highly competitive environment where the risks of confrontation don't always outweigh the end result.

The Roman provinces had a hood balance with the Gaul's during the crisis of the third century.

by Blue pedal August 24, 2017

Hooded Man

Used to describe someone with an uncircumcised penis.

“Oh yeah i hear Andrew’s a hooded man”

by giantdrummer1 May 25, 2018

Hood Ballin

Hood Ballin is a game invented by a group of Colorado Springs teens that involves bringing a paintball gun into a mini van and shooting it at unsuspecting pedestrians. The pedestrians are generally the lower class individuals such as teenage gang bangers, and other such hoodlums. Hood Ballin occasionally involves the shooting of bald white men in the back of their head, and/or hitchhikers on North Powers Blvd., however generally speaking, middle and upper class individuals are not bothered with.

Hey Locandito, lets get your mom's mini van so we can go Hood Ballin fool!

by Trey-Duce :VRL24:: January 5, 2014

Hood booger

a dumb black individual that decides to make poor decisions such as hit licks as an athlete

hey tae wyd
Oh, im being a hood booger

by anonymous June 15, 2023

sophisticated hood

An idividual that is classy, yet has ghetto tendacies.

Woman 1: How was your date last night?
Woman 2: It was great. He was sophisticated hood!

by socialninja13 September 29, 2017

Hood Foods

Like Whole Foods but in the hood

Your local supermarket in the ghetto like C Town or Keyfood

I’m boutta go to Hood Foods. You want anything?

by Yruey February 28, 2023