Feral Front-Seater

Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.

A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.

- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.

- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.

- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.

- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops

- refuses to nap during long trips.

- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.

Credit: Donald Walsh 2025

"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.

by 75lineman January 25, 2025

Front Flip Fart

When a fart travels towards the front but doesn’t come from or go into the vagina.

Hey girl, I just had a front flip fart.

by maryjayne007 August 12, 2023

Snotty Front Botty

Arousal leading to excretion of fluid from the vaginal area.

"Jesus I had a messy Friday night, I had such a snotty front botty"

by TheElectricLady July 16, 2022

front dooba

i have no clue what this means

Ziggz: AYO DRIPPY NICKY PULLIN A FRONT DOOBA
Nuzzo: What the fuck does that mean

by Ziggz_Zaggz September 22, 2021

Hammer Red Front

Hammer Red Front is Roblox group full of far right extremist and satanists that need to be stopped cuz they real bad

Hammer Red Front death to them all

by Xxjames September 24, 2025

Front Rower

Someone who is an overachiever, the best at everything in life, a true winner, a scholar, they take pride sitting in the front row. They are also known for having no ammo and huge wieners. (For Example Danal and Refad)

OMG DOOD Quit being such a front rower. I'll just keep chillin in the back row, outside of the assembly. - Patso

by Patsonator August 5, 2022

Front Poop

When you spill chocolate on your pants in the front and it looks like you shit yourself.

Emily Smith looks like she has a front poop.

by LA Bear May 11, 2022