front piping

To squeeze ones glutes in a way that redirects the force of a fart around the genitals and out of the front of the body.

By front piping my regal coin purse and harnessing the power within my rectum, I forced the marooned vessel from a most assured doom upon the partially submerged iceberg.

by Pentangelo Manwoody IV December 06, 2017

front shots

mishanary 🩷

let's switch to front shots bae

by kittyjuna December 24, 2023

A war on two fronts

When you are taking a piss and need to shit

Jim: what's up with the door slamming in the bathroom
George: I had a war on two fronts

by raygun20 July 12, 2021

front bottom cream

A thick cream used to lubricate the penis during masturbation.

Person 1: "Babes wank me off. It's my favourite thing"
Person 2: "hang on a second, I'll just get the front bottom cream!"

by harry crisp June 29, 2011

front of the box

An absolute amazing, wonderful or great thing

That was a front of the box move! well done!

by Sou Simp December 14, 2021

front gruntal

A dick large enough to cause heavy moans and grunts during sexual intercourse

He pounded her with his front gruntal

by Cod buoy committee October 04, 2022

front gruntal

A dick large enough to result in heavy moans and grunts during sexual intercourse.

He fucked her with his front gruntal

by Cod buoy committee October 04, 2022