October 16th

National give your short friend a gift day.

This is a day where you show a bunch of love to your short friend by buying them an awesome gift.

Person 1: what day is it?
Your short friend: October 16th
Person 1: oh yeahhh...
Person 1: *teleports buys a gift and teleports back*
Person 1: here you go my dear short friend
Your short friend: TYY YOU REMEMBERED

by A very sane person September 20, 2023

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October 1rst

The first day of the month of October. Where all the spooky things begin and people start decorating their houses for halloween.

Also my mf birthday so yay me :)

You: Hey it’s October 1rst
Me: yeah I know right!
You: yeah! It’s time to decorate our houses for Halloween!
Me: yeah, and..?
You: and what
Me: AND ITS MY BIRTHDAY
You: oh, okay

by Ditzy Lizzy August 2, 2019

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October 14

October 14 is Homo day on this day you can act as gay as you want and it won't count

Boy: kisses other boy
Girl:"ew that's gay"
Boy: of course not it's October 14

by Frootloops412 October 13, 2021

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October 21

October 21st is the day where one must pick up their shortest friend and yeet them across the room

On October 21st I yeeted Harold into oblivion

by Krotcher October 21, 2019

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October 31

ITS HALLOWEEN MOTHER FUCKERS!!! Go out and get free candy! Dress up if you want, but I’d you don’t want to you don’t have too! Just get off your ass for 2 hours and get some free candy cause it’s fucking Halloween! And you get to dress Kline a hooker for a whole day!

Dumbfuck : it’s October 31st, you know what that means

Dumbwhore : it’s Halloween bitches, we can dress like slut for the day! Hell yeah!

by TulipTea October 28, 2019

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