Cold Topic is a a place you go if you are cool. The store offers the finest outfits one can dream of and no matter what you pick, you will be different. Unlike Hot Topic, Cold Topic can turn any "Conformist" into a "Boss" or a "Cold Motha Fucka", confirming you to be liked by everyone, for the right price. If the price is too much, you can work at Cold Topic and get everything for a discount without being some pearced dweeb.
Dude: I saw this person with an Invader Zim shirt and they looked like a total dweeb!
Thug: Yhea man, they shop at Hot Topic, a place for fake rebels.
Dude: Dam, where do I shop then brah?
Thug: You need to shop at Cold Topic.
Thug: If you can pay the price, you can get the best of the best swagger yo.
Thug: Yhea man, they shop at Hot Topic, a place for fake rebels.
Dude: Dam, where do I shop then brah?
Thug: You need to shop at Cold Topic.
Thug: If you can pay the price, you can get the best of the best swagger yo.
by Quinnfinity August 05, 2022
by trendsetta420 June 19, 2017
When you’re giving road head after eating a gotta have it sized cold stone and you throw up all over your man’s dick and he has to drive home with throw up on his cock and balls.
Last night, after I ate cake batter ice cream, I cold-a-sac my man’s dick and then I passed out while he had to drive home with throw up on his cock and balls.
by Loggerheader69 September 04, 2023
-30 degrees wind-chill?! That's cold as nutsack!
by SS Cruiser December 21, 2022
Friend 1:''There is no pussy for me!?''
Friend 2: ''Man, The world is cold''
Or
When your partner doesnt show up for your presentation in school
''The world is cold, you gotta do it yourself''
Friend 2: ''Man, The world is cold''
Or
When your partner doesnt show up for your presentation in school
''The world is cold, you gotta do it yourself''
by jfoinfjkfbjaskfb March 09, 2023
by Redbaron February 10, 2020
A term used when you want someone to completly break their wrists, go fucking blind, and get ptsd for the rest of their life when they here AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
guy one: hey play cold weather
other guy:*bass plays* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL WHEN IM STARING AT MY SCREEN AT 4AM TRYING NOT TO FALL ASLEEP
other guy:*bass plays* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL WHEN IM STARING AT MY SCREEN AT 4AM TRYING NOT TO FALL ASLEEP
by Karrot01 November 14, 2021