Russian day

The Russian day is a unit of time that is approximately two months.

Many parts of Russia are bathed in sunlight for twenty-four hours a day for over two months, thus saying something took a whole Russian day means it took a very long time, a couple months at least.

We have nintey-percent peroxide, made without vacuum distillation, and it only took a Russian day!

by celery godulus December 30, 2021

Russian Stromboli

When a woman has a yeast infection and a guy eats her pussy anyway.

"I just have my girl a Russian Stromboli."

by Bad Angel September 22, 2019

Russian Wifebeater

Stella and Vodka.

"The last thing I remember is drinking a Russian Wifebeater. Now I've lost everything I once held dear."

by The Defendant November 10, 2011

Russian Cocaine

Mixture of Black Caviar and cocaine that is snorted off of pussy of sexy bitch

It’s almost 2:00 pm where is Vlad with the Russian Cocaine, my bitches pussy is dripping wet and my nose anticipates this.

by Misha420 December 25, 2020

Russian rainbow

Its the act of eating your baby brother while snorting some cocaine.

Oh look at Michael he's doing a Russian rainbow.

by Giannisantetokounmpo December 2, 2020

russian simulator

A roblox game where you kill enlists for fun.

Hey dude let's kill some enlists in russian simulator for no reason!

by Clichés are my passion April 15, 2020

Russian Wank

A Russian Wank is the act of submerging one's phallus into Vodka and proceeding with vigorous masturbation.

Man 1: I had a Russian Wank last night!
Man 2: Damn, did it feel good?
Man 1: Yeah, but it burnt my foreskin off!

by daddyscock May 4, 2020