IPad Neck

Chronic condition whereby an IPad user suffers severe neck pain from peering downward on their Ipad. IPad users can be distinguished from afar by a noticeable neck twitch or wringing of the neck.

Because I peered downward to read my iPad for 3 hours straight, my doctor concluded that I had "IPad neck".

by Aaploverrated March 12, 2012

NECK TALKER

A person who speaks needlessly about stuff that he knows nothing about. Normally directed to a specific person.

He was just talking out his neck. Neck Talker.

by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018

Goon Neck

A large crewneck used for robbing someone.

"Ay Blood That Nigga Ran Up On Me With A Goon Neck Real Talk"

by Stocktown's Finest November 5, 2011

Neck Chunked

To have a chunk bitten out of your neck by an elderly lady.

Connor: OH SHIT!
Paulo: Grandma just neck chunked that bitch.

by Cheddar Burrito April 18, 2010

Rooster Neck

A regular ass, BASIC ass, bitch.

You trying to treat me like one of these rooster neck ass hoes Trey

by GHOA5T August 6, 2019

Piston Neck

A man who has a piston as a neck and can’t stop his head from going up and down

“YOU FUCKING PISTON NECK”

by TheHungryShoe September 28, 2020

neck tufts

The tiny tufts of fuzzy hair that grows on the back of John's neck in two spots.

The neck tufts on John's neck are adorable, but he's still an asshole, a really big one.

by Kreepy_Krystal September 20, 2005