myspace 

Soon to be shut down for reasons including; potential paedophile grooming ground, mass copyright infringements, spreading the disease known as "emo" around the globe.

Damn those emo myspace fags.

I can't wait to sue myspace for allowing flagrant copyright infringement of my new (insert media type here) on their site. I might try and sue some random emo kids too, just because I hate them.

myspace by The Asshatter December 20, 2006

myspace 

myspace, despite what it says, is not in fact a place a for friends. myspace is where people, often times lacking so called "real friends" go so they can photoshop their pictures and meet someone from new jersey "irl". it is a place where people with nothing better to do than sit online all day (I.E. yourself) go to communicate with others like themselves.

out of all myspacers, none is easier to find than the "myspace whore" they myspace whore is the one that finds you. they seek you out from the masses of users to up their friend list by one. viewing a myspace whores page can be almost like an "out of body experience". the sheer number of friends, comments, and pic (picture) comments at first leads you to believe they have many friends, but do no be decieved, upon close observation of the pic comments you will find they are almost all posted by one person say the same thing, such as "hottie" or "sexy" (often spelled wrong) when, even with photoshop, you can see they are extremely unattractive.

more often than not, myspace has just replaced the puppy and white van in the childrens lives. so i say this,
GO! young so called "non conformist" myspacer!
you play with that puppy!
eat that candy!
theres nothing wrong with that large white van!
go and be free, the world needs less of you.

OMG! You look sooo hawt on myspace! Lets meet IRL!

New pic cmmnts? i have so many friends!

myspace by The Johnny S. Of PT April 24, 2007

myspace 

A social networking site where little kids meet strangers and get raped.
Also a place for teens to coordinate where and when they are going to have sex.

Did you get that message I sent you on myspace? You were supposed to meet me in the park yesterday...

myspace by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

Myspace thug 

A Myspace thug is someone who talks big over Myspace but will never actually act out their grandiose threats. Generally a female who has found out that her boyfriend has been sending messages to another girl on Myspace will begin threatening the other female in the hopes that the girl will stop sending messages to her boyfriend. Sometimes the 'other female' is the one who begins threatening the girlfriend of the guy she's been conversing with just for fun.

2 Sexxii 4 U sends a message to Ur MAN WaNtS ME! after she hijacks her boyfriend's account and find out that they've been messaging each other for weeks.

*2 Sexxii 4 U: Why are you sending messages to my boyfriend?
*Ur MAN WaNtS ME!: First of all your man starting sending me messages first!
*2 Sexxii 4 U: Listen up bitch, you'd better stop talking to him before I find you and beat your ass!
*Ur MAN WaNtS ME!: I'm not afraid of you! Meet me in the park at 8 o'clock tonight and we'll settle this!
*2 Sexxii 4 U: Oh I'll be there. You'd better be ready because I'm going to beat you so bad you skanky bitch!

(8:30p.m in the park)Ur MAN WaNtS ME! is patiently waiting. Finally she begins to walk back home. "I knew she wouldn't show up. She's just a Myspace thug!"

Myspace thug by Sids4Less October 16, 2008

myspace 

Full of fake people that steal your photos, slutty girls that photoshop their pics, ghetto people that don't know how to type, and people with bad taste in music. I'm NOT saying 100% of the people on myspace are like that, I'm saying that a lot of them are.

Fake person on myspace: Do you think I'm hot?
Me: That's not your pic, that's Beyonce

Ghetto Person on myspace: aYo iMa bUst a cAp in YoOh!!!
Me: learn how to spell, idiot.

Slutty girl on myspace: Hey sexy, wanna bang?
Me: Your pic is photoshopped, and your bra is stuffed.

myspace by jersey kid January 28, 2008

MySpace Tracker 

The other listed definition is correct, but I happen to know of one that does exist and definitely works. It's just that profile trackers are supposedly against the MySpaz Terms of Service, something to do with how you're not supposed to be able to secretly view other people's IP address without their knowledge. Violating the TOS could get your laboriously pimped profile page deleted.

Used in a sentence: "That stalker used his MySpace Tracker to get my IP address. He found it with his Myspace Tracker and matched it to my home address. So now my computer has a virus and I have a disease. I put a Myspace Tracker in my profile now too."

I'm only putting this part in so you know I am not bullshitting you, but for the record I get nothing out of this. No profit motive here. That said...
Unless they have changed it, the profile tracker that actually works can be found at www.hitslink.com
The rest, and all the ones you hear about in the Bulletins on Myspaz, will give you Computer Herpes and shit like that.

MySpace Tracker by PANiC! in my Pants December 12, 2008

myspace 

A soul sucking social networking site, watched over by the all-knowing Dashboard Confessional loving overlord Tom. It has taken over bands and comedians, and occasionally causes an empty-headed push-up bra clad blond teenage girl to be kidnapped and murdered by a balding 40-something pervert.

It turns the common person into a predetorial animal, causing them to see who can get the most friends and pits ally against ally when one is removed or moved down a spot on their Top 8.

I visit Myspace five times a day, even when I know I don't have any new messages or comments.

Someone with a life: Dude, Tom is just a bot.
Random myspace-crazed teenager: ZOMG STFU TOM IS REAL!!

myspace by Random Emo June 17, 2007