mushroom

The name of a current hair style popular among boys and young men. Its signature element is an oversized bush of loose, tousled hair (the mushroom) that protrudes out over the forehead in a furry shelf that would, in some extreme cases, seem to impinge on the field of vision.

Okay, buzzcut the sides but leave the mushroom in front.

She likes to get her fingers in my mushroom.

I can't see anything in the shower because when my mushroom gets wet it covers both my eyes.

by Grebdehrm January 31, 2024

white mushroom

white mushroom also known as hongjoong from ateez. he now has a bowl on his head!

we love our white mushroom!

by hehetys March 13, 2021

The Red Mushroom

Where you fuck a girl on her period and then she proceeds to suck the period blood off your dick

She gave a good the red mushroom

by anonymous February 11, 2022

mushroom cheeseburger

The culmination of every achievement of mankind, condensed into a 8 ounce dish.

dang bro, this Mushroom Cheeseburger is pretty good

by ymes May 13, 2024

mushroom stampin

To poke a male in the forehead with a penis.

Brett Mushroom Stamped Mark late last night in brett's basement.

by E-Haw December 26, 2002

floating mushrooms

A jellyfish

Italian guy: look there, there are some floating mushrooms!
American girl: that’s just a jellyfish.

by Fep October 14, 2023

Mushroom Hubs

Named "mushroom hubs" for the way they mysteriously seem to sprout under desks near people's feet. No one can explain how or why it got there, but serious things start breaking if you touch it.

Herbert always has the gadgets, he's even set up his own mushroom hubs

by holloway November 16, 2007