morning wood working

When waking up with morning wood, masturbating to climax.

This morning I woke up and did some major morning wood working!

by jager666999 May 14, 2016

morbon

A morbidly obese person of low intelligence.

The state of being ignorant and morbidly obese at the same time.

Northeastern Pennslyvania has a very high percentage of morbons.

The Custody Master was a feminist morbon.

by Andor Traxel July 13, 2016

morning camel

A standing sex position;

While holding the girl upside-down by her hips and her belly facing outward, she spreads her legs out while sucking your cock and you see her glistening camel-toe in the morning light.

Male and female positions can be exchanged at mild discomfort.

Yo, Jenny and I tried the morning camel the other day, couldn't even hold me up bruh. She doesn't even lift.

by TheMorningCamel February 9, 2017

Morning Sap

When a woman wakes up with a female version of morning wood, and rides the morning wood until she gets filled with the morning sap.

Crystal woke up this morning with a morning wood beside her, so she climbed on and extracted the morning sap.

Jene and Frank enjoy seeing the morning sap ooze from the morning wood.

Alice really has a bad case of the morning sap while she walks around at work.

by Lars Dav March 3, 2017

morning doo

The pinnacle of poop timing. Taking a dump when you wake up and before you shower, allowing for a clean ass crack all day long.

Got outta bed and dropped a morning doo. Today is gonna be AHHHH-mazing.

by one 'f' Jeph March 28, 2017

Morning thickness

Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.

I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.

by Chett2tees October 21, 2017

Morning

Any time of the day it's morning..24 hours.

I say to someone -"Morning"
They say. Morning?
It's 7 pm at night..

by Jade petro May 24, 2018