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Cheese Minge

A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!
The existence of 'Cheese Minge' is widely debated, just due to the obscurity of its character.
by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 4, 2023
mugGet the Cheese Mingemug.

Ming ming nah nah

The text response to a mate who is completely spangled and sends you a nonsensical text message. It tells them that they are talking complete bollocks so rational replies aren't required
Hey, I was thinking on Saturday, No Friday what am I talking that we could nnnnnnnnsjdfjdfjdsdj

Ming Ming Nah Nah
by Olsburger September 7, 2016
mugGet the Ming ming nah nahmug.

Minging

a post jelq technique to limit one's desire to edge and or goon. The action involves inserting your recently jelqed penis into your own asshole. A Christmas ornament or bell must then be attached to the shaft of your penis to help deter from gooning/edging.
"Dude I just can't stop gooning. It's ruining relationships in my life."

"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"
by Sawseh March 6, 2024
mugGet the Mingingmug.

Minge

Collective noun for a group of beavers.
Look over by the river! I can see a whole minge of beavers about to bite the tree down.
by Steve507 June 30, 2024
mugGet the Mingemug.

reft ming chow mang

A left winger in football with a big Wang being described by a Chinese person
Asian football fan: "rook da reft Ming chow mang has da baruw"
by HeldStorm June 25, 2017
mugGet the reft ming chow mangmug.

Minge Braider

Minge Braider, commonly shortened to MP, is a term for Cohan Bloomfield.
Person 1: Hey, where’s Minge Braider?
Person 2: I don’t know, probably getting his basketball he left at the court.
by Urfavjigaboo November 3, 2023
mugGet the Minge Braidermug.

sheng ming

by anonymous November 22, 2021
mugGet the sheng mingmug.

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