mexican hairless 

when you completely shave your pussy hair off

that girl went mexican hairless

mexican hairless by the best thing in life 2243 October 1, 2008

Mexican Chili Bowl 

This involves two people, person one will lay facing the ground with their ass in the air over person two, then person one will cup their hands under their butt hole. Next person one will let loose their bowls and this makes a "bowl of chili" in their hands. Person one will then drop this bowl on the face of the unsuspecting victim. This works best with a watery diarrhea, not solid excrement.

"Derek gave Kevin a Mexican Chili Bowl, he shouldn't have fallen asleep"

Mexican Chili Bowl by dobe2049 December 15, 2008

Mexican Shower 

When your too busy to shower so you take a wash cloth and clean your balls/ass, armpits and face (in that order).

Pinchi Juan must have taken a mexican shower because he smells like shit.

Mexican Shower by DOSUno November 21, 2009

mexican blindfold 

The act of sitting on a woman's face with your testicles covering her eyes (like a blindfold) then proceeding to take a dump on her head.

I just gave that woman a mexican blindfold and she enjoyed it.

mexican blindfold by El Gringo the third March 8, 2009

mexican slingshot 

when a male takes a used or unused tampon and shoots it off his dick in a sling shot manner

the man did a mexican slingshot toward his co-worker and was fired

mexican slingshot by montly August 9, 2008

Mexican Jail 

During sex from behind, male withdraws from the female, calls her father on the phone, and demands that the father wire him $10,000 or else he will commence anal sex with the daughter.

Tried like all get out to do anal with my old lady. Even considered pulling a Mexican Jail!

Mexican Jail by sirjohnshore January 8, 2009

Mexican Yardsale 

When someone accumulates a load of trash over a long period of time, or gets evicted, their trash gets put on the curb for trash pickup. The temptation of wealth and riches draws Mexicans with grocery store carts to dig through every last bit.

They threw several decades of crap from that old attic and put it curbside. Now we have a Mexican Yardsale out front.

Mexican Yardsale by timoioi October 5, 2009