meloncholy

A general feeling of sadness arising from looking at breasts that remind you of breasts you used to know.

As Francois and Simone are getting hot and heavy in the diner...
Simone: Do my breasts upset you?
Francois: No, they just give me meloncholy.

by Peter Rockefeller Jnr October 17, 2011

water melons

tits that look like water baloons

dude did you see her water melons

by rescue110 January 4, 2009

maloney

a wandering or offset eyeball (ie Marty Feldman)

Wow, Dad, the cashier at the grocery store had a bad maloney!

by Nautidog August 13, 2012

karl malone

Starting Power Forward for the Los Angeles Lakers. Known infamously for being a black redneck who enjoys such white trash things as 18wheelers & wrestling. Also known for being the dirtiest player in the NBA (use of the flying elbows to other people's head, his kickjumpers onto defender's nuts), he is the ultimate cheapshot artist and should die without an NBA championship. Since he could not lead his own team to the ring, he had to bandwagon onto the Lakers so that Shaq & Kobe carry his dirty ass to the title this year. A real grade A douchebag. Also picks on smaller guys & consistently fails in the clutch.

Oh my God, Karl Malone just elbowed some smaller guy in the throat!

by Hashweed May 30, 2004

boney maloney

The 'Fuck You' middle finger gesture in which the 'down' fingers are tightly held against the palm with the thumb, rather than bent at the second knuckle and framing the middle finger. This is the more offensive form of the gesture.

"I said she had nice eyes and she flipped me off, man. And it was the boney maloney!" "Ooof"

by chickchockcheese September 7, 2013

meloncolony

A feeling of sadness and lonleyness.To feel miserable. As if you are alone.Well your never alone And this is going out to the world.
and there's always hope if it feels as if you need help get help.

i feel very meloncolony when everyone rejects me.
I feel meloncolony when i get made fun of.
I feel meloncolony when someone dies.

by jenna amanda r January 11, 2008

MeBoner

When you look in the mirror shirtless and you look so damn good the happiness and excitement results in a boner.

Dude I was flexing in the mirror yesterday and I got a MeBoner.

by Bob Marlo April 19, 2013