moose knuckle sandwich

When a man with moose knuckle(s) gently slaps it on your face. Like a knuckle sammy, only saltier.

"Julian gave me a moose knuckle sandwich last night, it was like eating a bag of Lays salt and vinegar potatoe chips.

by Sweet Bigcock Jerome November 18, 2015

Fuck Knuckle

A dickhead who likes to invade everyones privacy and will happily eat cock whenever is possible. He/She talks too much and needs to be sent to South Africa to drop him/herself on his/her own head. They talk out their ass most of the time.

Look at Jackson, he's a Fuck Knuckle. Send him to India to eat rubbish. Pog.

by Ol Meanings November 5, 2020

Go The Knuckles

A term used to describe having to fight someone with no other options left

"There were 3 or 4 guys that had me backed into a corner so I had to go the knuckles to get out of there"

by NSP81 May 6, 2007

Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks

A person who is a bit of a dick. The kind of person who would fart in an elevator as he leaves or eat the last slice of pizza, even after eating most of it, before others arrive to have their first piece.

Who ate all the pies?

Oh, that was Lachlan

But I didn't get any!

Yeah, What a Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks.

True Dat

by NZAP 9041 November 23, 2011

holy fuckles its knuckles

the best phrase a human could use

what if you wanted to go to heaven, but god said
"holy fuckles its knuckles"

by anonymous September 14, 2020

bloody knuckle

When 2 girls are each on their period and scissor each other.

Jen and Pam were both on the rag, and horned up for eachother, so they got into scissor position and bumped the bloody knuckle.

by KNuckle PUck April 24, 2010

Klunk

The sound made by a metaphorical lead balloon as it lands on the ground symbolising the way in which an unfunny joke has gone down.

Knock Knock
Who's There
Doctor
Doctor Who
Exactly
Klunk !

by Bunter October 13, 2004