Basic bitch who can't even decorate a Christmas tree in a school library correctly . Jk, love Ya gurl
by Crumbsalloverthegoddamncarpet July 13, 2015
Get the julia boxmug. Julia is a gem, a reflection of the zeitgeist, if you aint mandem you can’t reach her. She never left guys unread she left them on read.
Also sus, griefer, crackhead, run 10 km and do 100 pushups every day.
Also sus, griefer, crackhead, run 10 km and do 100 pushups every day.
„Hey, did Julia respons to you since last week?”
„Nah bruh but I saw her running 10 km and doing 100 pushups this morning”
„Nah bruh but I saw her running 10 km and doing 100 pushups this morning”
by juleczkaproelo November 22, 2021
Get the Juliamug. Shes the type of person who acts like she cares about what your talking about but secretly not listening to you and is thinking about something self related. Shes the type of person who acts like the biggest bad ass in the whole worls but once you comfront her with something she will start apoligizing. She doesnt want any one not to like her so she trys way to hard. She really only truly loves herself. She is also super two-faced (ever see that one scene in "Mean Girls" the omg i love that skirt where did you get it?) Yea thats her. No one truly likes julia but everyone friends with her. She isnt the worst person to talk bout drama but once you tell her itll some how get back to you but backwards and wrong. So if you looking for a hypicritcal, self-obsorbed, "tough", drama starting friend be friends with somone named julia hanson.
"Whos that?"
"Julia Hanson."
'Is she nice?"
"No"
"Does she have friends?"
"Yes"
"Who?"
"Everyone but no on likes her actually."
"Julia Hanson."
'Is she nice?"
"No"
"Does she have friends?"
"Yes"
"Who?"
"Everyone but no on likes her actually."
by Fuckaphratboi February 14, 2018
Get the julia hansonmug. by Julia Sweetzz November 16, 2011
Get the Julia Sweetzz'mug. A really cool and smart person that everyone should know. She is very eccentric and has a jaunty personality. She may not be the prettiest in school, but she is by far a person you’ll love to meet.
by @.lly December 16, 2023
Get the Juliamug. Julia is a caring person. She can be shy and anti-social but once u get to know her you'll be besties. she can be savage sometimes if u have met a julia ver u are the luckiest person ever. she is loyal in very way
by Hannananah banananananan 56777 February 3, 2022
Get the juliamug. Julia and Chill means you invite someone over to watch Julia Child's "The French Chef" together for three continuous days or more. It normally requires bringing a bowl of butter over for the butter rubbing session performed by rubbing an obscene amount of butter on the other person and massaging all over them whenever Julia uses her butter. One's also expected to bring along bottles of wine/cognac as well as an eviscerated turkey in order to play a popular drinking game called "la dinde de ménagère". La dinde de ménagère means that you drink the wine when Julia says the word "sautée", "bouillon" or "pâté" meanwhile rubbing your genital against the turkey 'til theres liquid fill in the turkey. This game goes on until the turkey is full and the two proceed to either copulate with the turkey or defecate in it but ONLY after the body fluid is cleared out and gently cooked following Julia's famous recipe "sauce de la bouguerille":
1)pour your fluid in pan
2)add in flour and the remaining butter and wine
3)reduce to 1/3 (=1/2)
4)serve with freshly chopped parsley, if desired
Then, one MUST recite that tongue twister Julia skillfully recited at the end of the turkey episode, in french: “Didon dîna, dit-on, du dos dodu d’un dodu dindon.” Then one proceeds to drink the sauce (or as in common practice, serve w/ roasted potatoes). This shall cause the person to uncontrollably scream out "Bon appétit!"upon reaching orgasm. The effect is permanent and can't be undone.
1)pour your fluid in pan
2)add in flour and the remaining butter and wine
3)reduce to 1/3 (=1/2)
4)serve with freshly chopped parsley, if desired
Then, one MUST recite that tongue twister Julia skillfully recited at the end of the turkey episode, in french: “Didon dîna, dit-on, du dos dodu d’un dodu dindon.” Then one proceeds to drink the sauce (or as in common practice, serve w/ roasted potatoes). This shall cause the person to uncontrollably scream out "Bon appétit!"upon reaching orgasm. The effect is permanent and can't be undone.
by lafluffieputin July 19, 2016
Get the Julia and Chillmug.