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jonathan lee

He is a game master, worship master, and the smartest person in the world. He will soon take over the world with his singing and playing ability. A famous quote by Jonathan Lee is, "I’m not off key I’m just harmonizing."
by BURPY123 March 4, 2019
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Jonathan

Always thinks hes getting coochie, fat as fuck, and has a dad thats a bitch. He also gets his basketball hoop from the alleyway.
Jonathan you are annoying af
Ak: “Jonathan your dads a bitch
by imhabesha March 16, 2019
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Jonathan

A fuckin weirdo, that one kid that tries to hit on every girl yet still seems to get rejected by all of them
Jonathan keeps sliding in my dms ew.
by hillbillybongbong March 19, 2019
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Jonathan Hayes

The horrible hybrid of Dylan and Calin. Got disowned by his family into a dumpster fire. The only person that loves him is his sex slave named Janelle. Would stick his dick into a wall if need be.
Guy 1: Have you seen Jonathan Hayes?
Guy 2: yeah his parents are fucking weird.
by YeNehSideKee April 29, 2019
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Jonathan Poneman

Complete douchebag, co-founder of the lame ass Seattle record label Sub Pop Records, no talent whatsoever.

And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.

Why? You ask? For profit!
People still will never figure out that sneaky Jonathan Poneman and co. whacked Kurt Cobain. The truth may never come out, Nirvana fans! Sad sad sad.
by Krazee Rob July 2, 2019
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jonathan

He is a guy that loves BIG BLACK COCK and loves sucking on it for DAYS.
ey Guys! Run a Jonathan is near!! get away before he starts to suck your dick
by the best pimp April 23, 2019
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Joenathan

Biggest badass in the house, not afraid to take the blame or do stupid shit
Wow He’s a real joenathan
by Jaqueese September 4, 2019
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