new jersey

The best damn state there is. New Jersey is in the tri-state area somewhere mashed inbetween New York, Philly and Delaware. I love how people from out of state "know" so much about Jersey! They think Jersey is dirty and so are the people! I bet they will say that "out of state"! From Atlantic City to Newark Jersey is full of the best mix of ITALIANS, BLACKS, PUERTO RICANS, AND HINDU'S in the world! More people would agree we were the GARDEN STATE if they came and smoked some of our shit--Especially the shit from camden! oh, and Camden, aka, CMD, IS off the chain! People always talk shit and say dont go there at night, I BEEN THERE AT NIGHT! Plenty of times, aint nothin wrong wit that place! I was livin there and yea the shit is bad but damn, give it a fuckin break! Anyways, Jersey is the home of the most Bangin ITALIAN GIRLS and fine ass NIGGAS!

"New Jersey's Finest"

by Rachel Angelo February 28, 2007

New Jersey

the home of the most annoying human beings on the planet. not to mention the worst drivers. and anyone that says they don't live up to the stereotypes and get all bent out of shape about it when someone complains about them, are those assholes in denial.

i've been to new jersey. what a bunch of ignorant jerks.

by thehellwithjersey February 21, 2011

New Jersey

A Northeastern state strongly dependent on the New York City economy for their lively-hood. People come to live here who are looking for a suburban life, but can't afford to live in Connecticut. Famed for being trashy and smelly, probably because the state of Connecticut and city of New York pay them to take our gross trash off our hands for us. Not sure why they insist on charging obscene amounts of tolls to use their sub-par highways, when our great state allows them to commute on all our highways for free, probably because they suck and can't afford to pay for their highways on their own. Also known as the cancer of the tri-state. If you look around and see a 6-lane wide traffic jam, a shopping mall to one side and a land fill to the other, chances have it you're probably in New Jersey.

Wow... look how much New Jersey sucks.
Yeahhh, thank God we're from Connecticut.

by dipsetbit*h July 27, 2010

Spotswood New Jersey

Where Old Bridge kids move after high school who have low income jobs. One lives on the train tracks and doesnt mind the 3 am train because they're doing drugs or drinking too heavily to care.

"that earthquake feeling is just the Spotswood New Jersey Main Street 3 AM train bro!"

by my name is October 10, 2012

Jersey

The best state in the U.S
Home to one of the wealthiest towns in America, and is known for it's fantastic educational standings.
We know how to drive here in Jersey, tourists don't.
Be prepared to be flipped off and honked at 24/7.

In Jersey, we don't go to the motherfuckin' beach. We go down the shore.

by dirtyjerseykid March 6, 2008

New Jersey mod meed

The act of tossing ones salad, or eating their asshole, while punching the girls vagina. This is a very complex maneuver, mastered only by some people.

Another way is to falcon punch the girls vagina. This means that you begin punching her pussy while eating her asshole, yelling out "Falcon Punch!"

NOTE: If the girl begins to scream or cry, pull out your dick and shove it in her mouth to shut the bitch up. This is optional but will gain lots of respect from other people

Dan- "Yo yesterday I was tossing my girls salad then things started getting a little crazy. I may have accidentally pulled a New Jersey mod meed on her."

Sean- "No big deal, I did that once to my bitch. She loved every second of it except the part where I stuck my cock in her mouth."

Dan- "Trillz Billz."

by m4rchu5 n00by February 24, 2010

Hamilton High West, Hamilton, New Jersey

What is it- A school in the vicinity of Hamilton-Trenton area.People- Filled every race known to man (Kind of like if you threw everything in your refrigerator into a bowl and started mixing) also filled people who will never graduate, wierdo-nerds, oh yeah a lot of jocks. Rules- No going out for lunch you will get sent to in school suspension, no hugging kissing fucking you will get a fine, no smoking you will get a ticket. Principle- Darth Vader looking African-American that has blondish gray hair. Tips- If you want to get out, run, if you need a boagie walk, if you want to get good food stay the fuck out of the dirty cockroach infested area and go to the sev.

Hamilton High School, Chaz, Bri, Little Kitner, Sam, Skyler, Jacqueline, Jimmy, Adam, Nick, Alex, Lorisa, Damar, Sam, Katie, Ricki, Mr.Ski(Awesome ass teacher) and Sam.

Yo you want to go to west? Nah fuck west lets go to Trenton Market and grab a boage.

Hamilton High West, Hamilton, New Jersey

by Chaz12345678910111213 September 30, 2010