Jellyhead

Colored or flavored condom.

John: Hey Lisa, your favorite color is purple right?
Lisa: Yeah, why?
John:Because I got some purple jellyheads we could use tonight
Lisa:Oooh really? I love the grape flavored ones!

by Gizzly Adamz September 19, 2009

Jelly leg

When a person kicks the back of your knee and you fall on the ground... or something like that

Amy jelly legged Lisha the other day and she fell over

by Sahara's snickers January 10, 2017

Quantum Jelly

Jelly which is both on the knife, in the jar and on the toast. You can't tell which cause by looking, you'll change the outcome.

Dang, I hate Quantum Jelly!

by DeDLoK March 8, 2005

Oklahoma Jellyfish

A used condom, flushed down the toilet that, somehow, made it past the sewage treatment facility, and is floating in the rivers and streams of Oklahoma.

Billy-Bob: "Hey, d'you go fishin' down yonder't tha river?"
Jimmy-James: "Yeah, all I caught was an Oklahoma Jellyfish."

by Horse Nipple August 11, 2009

Alberta Jellyfish

A used condom found floating in a lake or river.

Man I was rafting the other day and ran into an Alberta Jellyfish! Now I gotta get tested!

by damar1985 September 15, 2009

Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich

"The Act of a woman taking a dump while on her period wearing a tampon"

"Honey!" "i just made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich between my legs!"

by Koch Master June 20, 2009

Jelly Donuts

A state achieved upon the onslaught of jealousy. An initial reaction to a situation that positions you as inferior to another.

"Oh no, he's got wider rims than me, I'm sooo Jelly Donuts right now."

by TheRoyalDirt February 9, 2009