Jesus Fish

The fish that people put on the back of their cars to

A) Tell everyone that Jesus is #1 in their lives

B) That they are members of the Republican party

C) All of the above

"Look, that guy just put a Jesus Fish on his Ford!"

"Hmm... must be Bill Frist."

by Geoff L. August 31, 2005

jesus balls

a synonym for holy shit,oh shit!etc.

an interjection used for when your surprised.

Shouldn't be used if christian cause it is considered using his name in vain, but i do it anyways it is awesome.(i am christian)

Jesus balls! that thing is sweet!

Jesus balls! i love ice cream!

by chris_2191 January 30, 2008

jesus vs a black hole

The ultimate showdown.

What will decide the end of the universe? The jesus vs a black hole battle.

by wtfersdf September 1, 2006

Creeping Jesus

Ninja like skills passed down from the big J himself. Creeping Jesus' don't learn these skills... They are born with them.

Person turns in chair and sees you "ARRGGGHHHH!!! CREEPING JESUS"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
Person "NO!!!"

by Meridia17 June 21, 2011

jesus guy

any guy with long hair who resembles jesus.

guy: I saw george the other day.
dude: whats he up to?
guy: well he turned into a jesus guy.

by george January 20, 2005

jesus zombie

those way overly christian rednecks.
you know? the ones that have bumber stickers to express their feelings.

Holy shit those jesus zombies were totally hatin on me casue im a jew.

by j-doggg March 3, 2008

Jesus take the wheel

A command used when the driver of a vehicle requires the use of both his hands for a task other than steering i.e. sending a text, opening a beer, or rolling a joint. He yells “JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!” while simultaneously removing his hands from it. It is then the immediate duty of the passenger to reach over , grab the wheel, and steer the vehicle until the driver has his hands free once again.

“Yeah thanks for asking John my weekend was pretty goo… JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I GOTTA CRACK OPEN THIS BEER. FUCK”

by soggypotatoe June 19, 2021