by Dunno why I’m here October 27, 2019
Get the January 7mug. January X is the unknown last day in the month of January, with X simply acting as a variable. It marks the day that the Botamian Prophecy came to fruition, beginning an era supreme rule unprecedented in history. This day has been virtually erased from all documentation and almost all physical sources due to it's controversial nature.
Historians have found remnants of evidence suggesting claim to an extra day in the month of January, but never enough to form a valid argument to prove it's existence. Fragments of memory and information of the day only exist in a select few Botamian ancestors. It is thought that the complete memory of the event has been passed down from generation to generation through a reincarnation of the civilization's greatest ruler, Peezy.
Historians have found remnants of evidence suggesting claim to an extra day in the month of January, but never enough to form a valid argument to prove it's existence. Fragments of memory and information of the day only exist in a select few Botamian ancestors. It is thought that the complete memory of the event has been passed down from generation to generation through a reincarnation of the civilization's greatest ruler, Peezy.
by B Peezy September 24, 2011
Get the January Xmug. Girl : Its January 25
boy: ok and?
Girl: lets go to the mall
Boy: But y? i wanna stay here play 2k and chill
Girl: cause I said so and its January 25
(btw i'm going to the mall too😂)
boy: ok and?
Girl: lets go to the mall
Boy: But y? i wanna stay here play 2k and chill
Girl: cause I said so and its January 25
(btw i'm going to the mall too😂)
by Real_bitch!!! January 24, 2020
Get the January 25mug. by Turnip man4628 October 16, 2019
Get the january 28thmug. January 28th is hogwarts day so dress in your house colour or wear your hogwarts robes and say your favourite spells
by Harry potter freak!!!! November 15, 2020
Get the January 28mug. January 9th is a day where you should send this to someone you want a hoodie from or want to give a hoodie to.... THEY CANT SAY NO!!
by anonymous January 6, 2021
Get the January 9thmug. Today is for those people who are the most confident, kind, sentimental, crazy-ass amazing people out there! On this day everyone has to give the birthday person at least 16$, and will be kicked if they don’t fulfill that requirement!! If the person who doesn’t pay is shorter than the birthday kid by one thumb, then it is legally allowed to kick them twice! If they are shorter by a head or more, then they have to pay more than the year you were born! Also, age doesn’t count here - you bet that five year old glaring at you suspiciously has to give you at least two thousand dollars (or less, if you’re really old) and by the way, they also get kicked twice if they don’t pay. Also, if the birthday person gave them a gift on their birthday (like an acorn or something) then you MUST gift them a present! If you don’t, then you will be jailed!! :D
Go my fellow Capricorns, and rampage as much as necessary!
Go my fellow Capricorns, and rampage as much as necessary!
Arthur: oh no! It’s January 16th and I forgot to give y/n 16$!!!
DW: oh my god I’m so short and like two idk I have to pay them 2003$!!!
Arthur: haha, but did you get them an acorn too???
DW: oh no!!!
DW: oh my god I’m so short and like two idk I have to pay them 2003$!!!
Arthur: haha, but did you get them an acorn too???
DW: oh no!!!
by The coldest person alive 🥶🥶 August 2, 2021
Get the January 16mug.