Jake-in' out

making big or moderately large plans with one of your friends, family, or acquaintance. and at the last minute - abandoning then all at once with a very very stupid or pussy-ass reason.

Alex: so Jake, me and Mickey are on our way to pick you up.

Jake: Dude... i don't know if its gonna work out this time man.

Alex: why not? we've been planning this for like, two weeks!

Jake: dude... i like... stubbed my toe real bad. i cant even walk on it. it might be broken.

Alex: Jake-in' out! of course!

by Gazetti January 30, 2008

Jake Paul

A STUPID CUNT THAT MADE "ITS EVERYDAY BRO" AND HE GRABS HIS DICK FOR THE WHOLE MUSIC VIDEO. HES GAY AND WORSE THAN LOGAN PAUL HOLY SHIT

Amir: Are you fucking kidding me? I fucking hate Jake Paul
Jake Paul: ITS EVERYDAY BRO WITH THAT DISNEY CHANNEL FLOW
Peter: FUCK YOU YOU SALTY CUNT

by daddynef June 6, 2018

Jake Date

When you go out with a girl for less than a week. Or just hook up with a chick.

Are you still going out with that chick?
No she was a jake date

by Arcchie Bullzinski May 27, 2011

Jake kendall

a tampon, generally used to clog or prevent blood flow

i need to buy some jake kendall

by lukus fishier May 19, 2009

Jake Amorelli

A whorish hobo who enjoys the word strumpet. He is ignorant, stupid, and stalkerish.

"Hey Jake Amorelli, why are you stalking me??"
"You're a STRUMPET!"

by jakeh8ter January 30, 2010

Jake Gyllenhaal

A man so beautiful, you could cry. Seriously, like, look at his eyes. Well actually don't, you may have a sexiness overload. He's just too hot to handle. This man is a god, and if you don't treat him as such THERE WILL BE CONSEQUNCES. I SHIT YOU NOT.

Oh, so you think you're going to date Jake Gyllenhaal? SOMEONE BETTER HOLD ME THE FUCK BACK BEFORE I GO TO BREAK THIS THOT'S NECK.

by someone you dont know June 12, 2014

finn and jake

Finn and Jake are two fictional characters from the world of Ooo on the popular Carton Network show, "Adventure Time." Finn is a teenage boy with blonde hair who always wears a white animal hat thing with ears. Jake is a yellow/orange dog with the ability to stretch his limbs to great extents and grow or shrink. The two are an unstoppable pair that travel through Ooo defeating evil and serving the beautiful Princess BubbleGum.

Omg! Those two guys look like they're best friends. Just like Finn and Jake!

Finn and Jake are so rad!

by imapersonyesiam February 2, 2014