jacob sartorius

a non talented "13" year old that lip syncs and raps the alphabet. no talent whatsoever. he's "famous" because he's on magcon and has fans that are 7-9 years old. please help this child. call this hotline 1-800-help-jacob. every call helps.

wow, he's such a jacob sartorius. no talent at all.

by yeet qt August 6, 2016

jacob english

a man of very few words. a man who plays in photobooth. A MAN WHO ALWAYS GETS IN TROUBLE IN COMPUTER APPS. has an obsession with Pepe's chilean adventure. Enjoys indonesia. and katrina. Laughs at fatties going down the interstate on rollerskates with a wide load sign on their ass and their children in a camper. AKA: suri cruise.

"jacob english this relationship is out the door."
"JACOB SHUT THE DOOR"

by MOGADISHU! November 12, 2008

jacob sartorius

an annoying person who wears blush, is a guy, and is fugly as fuck

You are such a jacob sartorius

by lbj23theking July 11, 2016

jacob sartorius

the cancer of the internet

13 year old girl : I LOVE JACOB SARTORIUS OMG
Me : KYS

by Gabbobler did nothing wrong July 10, 2016

jacob sartorius

Pure cancer

Jacob sartorius is pure cancer

by Jj godly July 27, 2016

Jacob

Off brand Mexican

Jacob is an off brand Mexican also known as shirtless jake

by Taco cat 14137 September 15, 2019

Jacob Sartorius

13 year old boy from the musical.ly app who little girls are obsessed with at the moment.

A : Who is Jacob Sartorius?
B : Some little kid with no talent who lip syncs

by FirstLast2016 June 16, 2016