left handed hug

to firmly hug someone and hold them with one arm close and tight, preferably with your dominate arm for strength purposes, then slowly slide your free hand down that person's back, spreading their meat-cheeks with your hands and penetrating their chocolate starfish with your fingers, thus a forced reach-around.

My girl friend broke up with me so I asked for one last hug goodbye, needless to say it was a "left handed hug".

by humbleguy November 12, 2011

Left Me Open

Her words after you dick her down and leave her ass gaping.

Last night he hit my ass and left me open.

He gave me an anal wake up this morning and left me open on the way to work.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

Old`bus left

An old woman bus driver who leaves kids that are running for the bus stop.

Richie;dude eveelen pace got Old`bus left by ms.licon to day

by want2befree13 December 28, 2005

alt-left

Something that doesn't exist. There is no such thing as the "alt-left"

Jerry: This alt-left ANTIFA shit is the real fascism man!
Tommy: Jerry how do you feel about immigration?
Jerry: uhhhhh

by Gnome Chomski April 30, 2020

A crow left of the murder

Thinking on one's own. The use of "left" is also signifigant as a political statement, Incubus is very liberal or "left of center" whereas the Bush administration is conservative or "right of center". Incubus is saying new and original things that haven't typically been heard under Bush.

That punk kid at St. Joe's sure is a crow left of the murder.

by Incubus FTW April 15, 2006

left 4 dead

Pretty much a fucking beta test that Valve made everyone do so they could get left for dead 2 right. I payed $50 to be a fucking guinea pig. The down loadable content the promised is going to be on the second game. So what should have been free is now gonna cost prob another 50 bucks. Left 4 dead is now filled with annoying people who do not give a fuck about the game anymore so they just team kill you and your team and then kill themselves. Also has a lot of people that join games and then leave randomly. Cool game when it started, but now it is fucking shit.

Annoying prick: I think I am going to go play left 4 dead and kill my own team and piss everyone off.

by Peopleplz June 9, 2009

Eleven Lives Left

A term used to indicate one's good fortune in having 'beating someone else to it'.

"Ahhh I'm glad I got here first... I've got Eleven Lives Left."

by Lukey April 4, 2005