internet-equette

rules and regs of usin the internet

We could all use some brushing-up on our internet-equette!

by lizguitarlessons September 12, 2017

internet drifter

(Basically just the internet version of an actual drifter)

Internet drifters tend to:

- Not maintain online relationships very much

- Try a lot of different games but not spend a ton of time with only one of them

- Sometimes not respond to messages very quickly

(- Probably lurk on discord servers)

Person 1: "You're such an internet drifter!"
Person 2: "What's an internet drifter?"

by ryan reynolds (?) August 4, 2020

Internet Embarrassed

When you're so embarrassed by something you wrote via email that you are humiliated even though you don't have to see the person "in-person".

Drunk emailing a friend/co-worker professing your misspelled undying love only to have them reply 'Well thank you for that, I was very touched; however I don't think the entire office needed to be cc'd on that". Internet Embarrassed.

by MookAl July 12, 2010

Internet Saiyan

An individual who graduated Valedictorian in troll college. Internet Saiyans are equipped with Master levels of Troll-Jitsu and are nearly always successful in their pursuit of making you feel stupid, worthless or causing you to RageQuit from online chat-rooms.

Every time an Internet Saiyan is defeated, they gain additional strength. This can result in any of the several levels of Internet Super Saiyan.

Victim: What the fuck man, why dont you leave me alone?

Internet Saiyan: Thats what I ask your mom when she's slobbin on my knob.

Victim: Why dont you go fuck you're self?

Internet Saiyan: lol! that would be "your" self... idiot.

Victim: I cant believe there are still assholes like you on the internet.

Internet Saiyan: I cant believe your dad stopped sucking cock long enough to impregnate your whore mother.

Victim: Fuck you dude! STFU! /RAGEQUIT

Internet Saiyan: lol, what a pussy.

Lurker: I'll be damned, its the Prince of Internet Saiyans

by Lost_Primarch April 21, 2014

internet community

An online group full of annoying "roleplayers", horny teenagers, pedophiles, hackers, butthurt 9 year olds, stupid people who think they're talented by shouting a few words, (like Damn Daniel, o my god he need some milk, etc.) gamers, and assholes that have nothing better to do than insult people for no reason and call others out for one little typo in a message. Often spotted in chat rooms.

Hello everybody, and I'm your host. Today we will be looking at The Average Internet Community.

Alex (any rp): Heyy everyone
Hornyteen: Hey my sexy love :3
Hornyteen: wanna exchange nudes? ill send a boob pic :)))
Alex (any rp): Sure :3
PedoMan: Ooooh sexy. Very nice, cant wait to see those pics.
Hornyteen: Eeewww ur disgusti ng u pedo...
XXXEPICHACKSXXX: Um hey guys. Just stopped by to say that I'm hacking the NSA.
xxCallOfDutyRocksxx: NOOOOOOOO!!!11! FUCK YOU MY DAD WORKD AT THE NSAA FUCK YOU ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!!!11111 X(((((((((((((
Decent Human Being: What is going on in this chat room?
IAMSOTALENTED: HEE NEED SOEM MILK!!!!!
Asshole: @Decent LOL bitch. Get the fuck out of this chat room.
Decent Human Being: What?

So, as you can see, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM INTERNET CHAT ROOMS.

by Boeing777-300 June 30, 2016

internet funnyman

alpharad being cool

"the licenced internet funnyman"
"and that's showbiz baby" - internet funnyman

by definitely jo malone September 7, 2021

Buffalo Internet

A gentleman's libation, served over ice and consumed directly after waking to ensure adequate intoxication prior to business meetings. Frequently responsible for camera failure, network outage, heavy slurring and other complications to conducting business over video meetings.

"Jeff must have tossed back a few buffalo internets and knocked over his laptop again - let's call this meeting and try again tomorrow."

by Xyxgy July 27, 2022