A mobile phone conversation where it sounds like the person calling you is speaking to you while under water. This can be caused by several factors:
1. The caller has a crappy phone.
2. Their carrier compresses the signal so it is the same quality as an 8 k/bit MP3.
3. The person calling you has fallen off a cruise ship and is phoning for help as they are drowning.
4. You are being called by a ventriloquist who is practising his stage routine with a glass of water.
Either way, it's really annoying and you will only get about 1 word in three of what they are saying. Afterwards, when they see you next, it will all be YOUR fault as you weren't listening!
1. The caller has a crappy phone.
2. Their carrier compresses the signal so it is the same quality as an 8 k/bit MP3.
3. The person calling you has fallen off a cruise ship and is phoning for help as they are drowning.
4. You are being called by a ventriloquist who is practising his stage routine with a glass of water.
Either way, it's really annoying and you will only get about 1 word in three of what they are saying. Afterwards, when they see you next, it will all be YOUR fault as you weren't listening!
Husband: Oh my God, look at the place! I told you to clean the front room as I was bringing the Boss back for dinner!
Wife: No, what you said was "Blurbledearblurble, blurble crackle blurble Dinner." How many times have I told you to call me on the land line and not use that sodding scuba phone!?
Wife: No, what you said was "Blurbledearblurble, blurble crackle blurble Dinner." How many times have I told you to call me on the land line and not use that sodding scuba phone!?
by Tea Monster September 11, 2013
Get the Scuba Phonemug. A phone so crap you may aswell use two tin cans and a piece of string...
Bruck up = Crap, Broken, mashup, old....
As owned by J-Co and Kemz
Bruck up = Crap, Broken, mashup, old....
As owned by J-Co and Kemz
by D_Messi May 14, 2010
Get the Bruckup Phonemug. A cum phone is when Alyssa touches her phone to type with the hand she uses to masterbate, while in the middle of masturbation.
by lolpooperaiz April 16, 2023
Get the cum phonemug. Is that kid okay? He's sure staring at his phone a lot!
He must be phoned out, probably writing edgy rap music about his life, no doubt this person is coo.
He must be phoned out, probably writing edgy rap music about his life, no doubt this person is coo.
by Duncehatz May 3, 2013
Get the Phoned outmug. by CMWA January 7, 2017
Get the welfare phonemug. When you get a mobile device in which you sell smack , crack with . The phone is used to meet Punnys and sell Bobby to also
by Tuebrook Words September 2, 2023
Get the Bobby Phonemug. A person who spends too much time on their phone or has their head in the phone all day.
Second meaning: a person who is "drunk" over watching too much "adult films" on their phone.
Second meaning: a person who is "drunk" over watching too much "adult films" on their phone.
Guy 1: Dude, check out this video of an elephant!
Guy 2: Ugh bro, you have been showing me so many videos on your phone, you're such a phone drunkie.
Second example;
Guy 1: I watched these hot videos on my phone all day dude, it was the best.
Guy 2: God dude, you're such a phone drunkie, just stop.
Guy 2: Ugh bro, you have been showing me so many videos on your phone, you're such a phone drunkie.
Second example;
Guy 1: I watched these hot videos on my phone all day dude, it was the best.
Guy 2: God dude, you're such a phone drunkie, just stop.
by CptSoda June 12, 2016
Get the phone drunkiemug.