big ears

big ears and a little willy wat they say is not true km

maget

by kjm June 24, 2003

cauliflour ear

Usually on or boxers, cauliflour ear is when you get hit in the ear really hard alot and it looks like a swollen piece of cauliflour.

Ted:He looks like a veggie head.
Joe:you idiot, it's cauliflour ear.

by Nunya Buisness August 19, 2006

Ear Sex

The scratching behind another's ear in order to sexually arouse them.

God that was some good earsex yesterday.

by AngelicaL May 11, 2005

Ear Worm

An ear worm is actually a carnivorous worm that eats people's brains. They used them in California in da good ol' days to kill young women without leaving any evidence.

"Stick that ear worm in her ear, that'll shut up that stupid whore, ol' chap!"

by Have Mercy! March 01, 2005

ear clit

The female reaction to tongue on ear play is so overwhelmingly positive that participants unanimously would prefer the female clitoris to be located on the ear. Even if this future biological enhancement doesn't catch on in the plastic surgery sector, volumes of male readers will begin to pay attention to areas of the female domain outside of the panty region.

We walked down the hallway and made out. She got really damp after I pounded on her ear clit.

Or...
That dude Jeff really knew how to turn a wet ear into a wet rear, all thanks to working that ear clit.

by KY Jon U. September 04, 2017

ear burn

Also known as "roast yer ear clean aff".
When you meet a drunk person and they insist on sittin next to you and talkin non-sensical rubbish in your ear for hours.

Man, i was at that party and Dave gave me a heavy ear burn. Near roasted ma ear clean aff.

by Big Papa Murph May 18, 2005

tig-ear

pronounced tyg-air a combination of a tiger and a bear

best friend: if you were an animal what would you be?
me: a tig-ear, a combination of a tiger and a bear

by litobunnybunny March 25, 2008