cave baker

A massagonist man who speaks like a cave man and spends most of his time getting high. He tries to meet women on Hinge but his dialect ( mostly Dutch) prevents him from getting his point across

That rude guy that kept texting me is such a cave baker.

by Zillah1014 January 15, 2019

Flooding the cave

When you cum inside her and then immediately proceed to piss inside her pussy.

1: Dude, I was flooding the cave with Rachel last night!
2: You sick fuck...

by Cruned July 16, 2021

The Cave

A Whore Like Woman Hes Over Sexual Appetite And Low Morels Have Lead Her To Have A Loose Vagina Resembling A Cave. Also Called. A Yessica.

Guy1: Did You Get The Fish Today?
Guy2: No, Why?
Guy1: Ah Fuck, The Cave Is Coming.

by Daedal October 11, 2008

queer cave

A cave of wonders. Weird to most. Solace to many. A place defined as figuratively and literally speaking. Regarded as a secret place among the gay community.

Bobby joe wanted to me to see his Queer Cave, but then I thought I heard banjos.

by Theevilearlgrey October 7, 2016

scribble cave

The chosen space writers settle into when they write. Similar to a lone caveman hyperfocused on creating stories on cave walls.

Don't bug me while I'm in my scribble cave.

by The Scribble Cave October 19, 2023

The Ball Cave

A sex position. When your balls deep in yo dogs ass and it’s hole widens so much you can crawl inside and fuck your own sister, so that’s what you do.

Carl: yo what’s your favourite position?
Me: the ball cave

by Sickmotherfucker February 19, 2018

go back to your cave

(originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)

a nicer (or more offensive) way, depending on the situation, of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet . Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower

by Sexydimma July 31, 2016